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I love dogs and coffee and grow strawberries for M&S and COOP. Hard work and consistency are key

On the farm or in the gym
Joined May 2009
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7 ways to change your life, starting today mrk.mn/2wIvWiN
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Dear rangers & zookeepers, The next time some div climbs into the enclosure of a dangerous animal, don’t shoot the dangerous animal for being a dangerous animal, shoot the div for being a fucking div.
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“Those who are determined to be ‘offended’ will discover a provocation somewhere. We cannot possibly adjust enough to please the fanatics, and it is degrading to make the attempt.” ― Christopher Hitchens
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We hope everyone is ready for tonight’s swimathon, all for a great cause!! #RetfordSC
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LATEST: In meterogical terms it's been a bit shit this week and the next few days up to the big day looks equally shit. A chance of turning a bit more festive the week after?....👇 Let's fucking hope so.
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WARNING: Yep, it's that time of year already for shit storm names
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BANK HOLIDAY London is getting a chubby-on because today might be the warmest bank holiday since year fuck knows. Usual shite for Scotland
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Fewer young people getting saddled with £50k debts for a degree that's not worth the paper it's printed on. This is a good news story! nitter.gq/suttontrust/status/895…
Fewer younger people hoping to go to university, the lowest since 2009, finds our annual polling @IpsosMori suttontrust.com/research-pap…
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Replying to @AdamTasker
@AdamTasker these better be the best strawberries I've ever had!!!😂😂😂🍓
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The Earth is 93 Million miles from the Sun...... What a fucking difference a couple of thousand miles makes!
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£198m for Neymar To put that into context, that's a week's stay for a family of five at Center Parcs with 3 kids who want to do everything
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Adam Tasker retweeted
Here's the official ranking of British swear words in order of offensiveness thepoke.co.uk/2017/07/28/her…
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Our strawberries are 100% British all summer long, from sweet treat at the picnic to BBQ dessert. on.coop/2so6E9S
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Yes, that is goat's cheese & 100% British strawberries - ready in 15 mins. Would you try it? on.coop/2tSgoqA
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Wimbledon strawberry farmer warns of post-Brexit staff shortage theguardian.com/politics/201…
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Adam Tasker retweeted
Graph provides a neat summary of how Sunday nights are spent thepoke.co.uk/2017/06/12/gra…
It only takes an hour to save someone's life. Give blood nitter.gq/cards/51k6…
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Imagine who you could save. In one hour you could save up to three lives. nitter.gq/cards/51k6…
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The M&S soft grower today. Great turn out this year. Well done Tasker. Mansfields, wye fruit, Ewell and hall hunter special recognition. – at Heckington, England
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