Adam Grimes (@Adammm386) header
Adam Grimes (@Adammm386) profile picture

hi, im am Adam.

Joined August 2012
Photo by Adam Grimes (@Adammm386)Photo by Adam Grimes (@Adammm386)Photo by Adam Grimes (@Adammm386)Photo by Adam Grimes (@Adammm386)Photo by Adam Grimes (@Adammm386)Photo by Adam Grimes (@Adammm386)
BREAKING: Every bald eagle on earth just flew in to the sun. – at Los Angeles, CA
2
7
I would relive 2016 10 times just so I could have Obama as my president ❤️😭😭#trumpsucks #ObamaFarewell
1
Adam Grimes retweeted
i wasn't sure which one left so i just removed a little part of every harmony
25
793
181
1,727
Man, I hate it wen people bootcher the English langwuj 😑😒
1
Adam Grimes retweeted
So weird that hot dogs come in packs of ten but my butthole can only fit eight so far
107
936
60
5,308
If I ever decide to make a band I'm going to call it "Beyond Say." For some reason it just rolls off the tongue.
2
Sometimes I wear tennis shoes just to convince myself that im active and healthy.
1
Im starting to see symbolism throughout my life. For example, my car is broken just like my soul.
It looks like my dad is giving my corgi a prostate exam and I'm V uncomfortable.
2
I ate so much pumpkin pie last night I've been burping whipped cream all day.
1
If the people I serve could see how insane I am when I walk away they wouldn't feel comfortable with me handling their food. #serverthoughts
1
Sometimes I feel like my whole world is crashing in on itself but then Ariana grande comes on the radio and I'm fine. BLESS
1
Excited for thanksgiving! If anyone is bored I'll be sitting in my kitchen alone eating a can of tuna. Feel free to join me! 🍁🍂
I asked my friend to make me a colorful album cover and sent him an example. He didn't disappoint. @SaraBareilles @lucaseuspank
No one is sitting by me on the metro even though there's an open seat... I mean, I'm resting my feet there and glaring at everyone but still
The best part about living in Los Angeles is