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Joined September 2024
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Kids are the worst to play with lmao They automatically bends rules when it doesn’t favour them wtf is β€œlet’s say gun cannot kill me ” After shooting me like 3times Oga go down and die joor Mtcheww
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Ughhhh I miss my babeee
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All I have left is N653 and my babe
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I think people tend to forget that Asake’s mainstream career is literally 4 years old. All the people he’s currently competing with have been on the scene for at least 6/8 years lmaooo.
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lagos agbero people please i am not jude bellingham dammit
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No album of Seyi vibes is touching any project of Asake None!!! And this isn’t even a disrespect to Seyi vibes
Swaggu clears every Asake project.
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Sending deliveries to your girls house with her name and your last name>>
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Sending deliveries to your girls house with her name and your last name>>
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If we date, I want a little favoritism. I want to know I’m your person, the one who gets a little more love, a little more effort, and a little more of you than anyone else.
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Nigerian Pastors will shut up when Nigeria's election is running on a Muslim-Muslim ticket to go cry about the USA electing a Muslim mayor or senator. Never seen such hypocrisy before.
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i still find it really funny that male elite athletes are more likely to have girls because Y-chromosome sperm is more fragile to stress than X-chromosome sperm, so the f1 drivers on the current grid are popping out girls for a reason 😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
There is no scientific evidence that Y-bearing sperm are more vulnerable to stress than X-bearing sperm; this is an old theory (known as the Shettles Method), but modern genetic sequencing studies have since debunked it. pmc-ncbi-nlm-nih-gov.translate.goog/articles/PMC69…
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crazy shit jss2/jss3 i was in charge of writing down name of people that speak yoruba in class as the class captain so they will pay 50N fine i was so strict ehn, if u say "shey" ur name is entering the book u gats pay before friday
You know colonialism fcked us up when we were told speaking our native language in school was an offense
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i am having pregnancy psychosisπŸ˜”πŸ˜”
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I need people to understand that even if you’re genuinely sorry, you still have to face the consequences of your actions.
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Kinda miss having friends who speak life into you. Everyone is dealing with so much shit rn it feels selfish asking someone to speak positivity into your situation and as much as I try to be the friend that does that for others, nobody remembers me 😊
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omo if my babe say make I block u I go block you oh
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Dem wan cheat me for fueling station, I first burst laugh, dem no know my state of mind. I for just light cigar make all of us blow danu danu, mshewww
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yes i’m submissive asf and yes ill do whatever you tell me to do but don’t forget that i run ts
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my sexual desires and my stance on feminism are not in sync.
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waist NOT HELD hips NOT TOUCHED neck NOT KISSED life IS BRUTAL
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