Just a simple goal - spreading #AdultJokes all around the Twittasphere! Pound that #Follow HARD, she's a total slut!
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Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick? A: Because red means 'Stop, wrong hole.' ow.ly/8JGMhS
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good. ow.ly/8JGBLG
Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? A: Divorced. ow.ly/8JGajR
Q: Why did God put men on earth? A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn. ow.ly/8JFTMK
Q. What's the best part of having a homeless girlfriend? A. You can drop her off where ever you want! ow.ly/8JFE0P
Q. Why are only 2% of blondes touch typists? A. The other 98% are huntin' peckers ow.ly/8JFgyq
You Know You're Gay When... You're the only guy who gets to do the 'Cosmo' quizzes. ow.ly/8JF81L
Q. Did you know 70% of the gay population were born that way? A. The other 30% were sucked into it. ow.ly/8JF0Nr
Q: Why don't single women fart? A: Because they don't have assholes till they get married. ow.ly/8JCCc7
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Q: Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? A: Stephen Hawking in a house fire! ow.ly/8JCubU
Q: What did one gay dentist say to the other? A: You have the whitest teeth I've ever come across. ow.ly/8JCkWM
You Know You're Gay When... You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them. ow.ly/8JC3Mb
Q. Why does the bride always wear white? A. Well aren't all kitchen appliances that colour? ow.ly/8JBQHq
Q. What's the biggest fish in the world? A. A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for months. ow.ly/8JBD2c
Question for the ages... If you have sex while spooning, are you sforking? ow.ly/8JBmy5
Q: Why was the two-piece bikini invented? A: To separate the meat section from the dairy section. ow.ly/8JAPwD