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Dr. Rick Danger

@Adventure_Core

The name's Rick. Stand behind me so you won't get hurt. Avatar by @TheRedDalek

 Aperture Science Laboratories
Joined April 2011
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Jus' taught Wayne an' Clint to play chess an' they immediately destroyed the whole board. I'm so proud of 'em!
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Wayne an' Clint are two mice I found in turret storage. Well, they're much more than that, now. They're practic'ly fam'ly.
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An' yeah, they wear li'l cowboy hats. Made 'em myself outta the special asbestos and moonrock Shimmy Shake Slurpies waste.
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When life hands you lemons, Cave Johnson kills you with them.
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This was a triumph!
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YEEHAW! FRONTIER SCIENCE!
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Day 1906 without a zombie infestation. Yer welcome.
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Y'know what this means. TIME FER MORE EXPLOSIONS! YEEHAWWW!!
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Do y'all think we live in a deer preserve or someth'n? Th' boss lady keeps seein' 'em deers everywhere.
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Feels like maybe I'm forgettin' somethin'.
"Wasn't me!"
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"People who say that punching things in the face don't solve no problems have maybe never tried punching things in the face."
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"Is it time? IS IT TIME??"
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"They did too occur!"
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"Halloween is over an' I was only scared five times this year! We're gettin' there, Adventurers!"
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"If any o' you pretty ladies feel particularly spooked tonight, jus' run into my arms. I'll keep ya safe."
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"She digs me."
[softly but with feeling] "Explosions."
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"Morality digs me."
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"Heh, who am I kidding, EVERYONE digs me."
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