Is it time?
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C̶M̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶ retweeted
I have a conspiracy theory that the current SEAF planetary modifier is used to test out a potential stratagem.
So here is a bet: If, by the end of this year, we do not have an SEAF stratagem, I will do an ASMR reading of the Helldiver Contract of Employment.
C̶M̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶ retweeted
MAJOR ORDER: The Cyborgs have launched a coordinated offensive on K and FURY, magma-covered planets previously wrested from the enemy at great cost. The Helldivers are ordered to the immediate defense of these planets.
The Magma Planets contain rich mineral resources, and were exploited by the Automatons prior to their liberation and return to Super Earth's citizens. Their extensive mining operations, it is now known, were critical to the synthetic production of the Cyborgs.
Intel is scarce as to the enemy's motive to reclaim these planets now. It is possible they are running low on material to create new Cyborgs, or seek to increase production. But all possibilities remain under consideration.
The Magma Planets must be held at all costs.
ALT Screenshot of the Major Order which ends in 6 days, 23 hours and instructs players to "Defend the Magma Planets rom the Cyborg and Automaton assault. Hold K when the order expires. Hold FURY when the order expires. Reward 55 Warbond medals."
C̶M̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶ retweeted
TF-411 is still recruiting and our fleet is expanding
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C̶M̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶ retweeted
Greetings, Helldivers. We are still waiting on a fix from our platform partners so that we can submit the patch, do the final live checks, and push it out to you.
We don’t currently have an ETA on when the issue will be fixed. We’re keeping in close contact with these teams and we will update you when we have more news.
Thank you for your patience.
C̶M̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶ retweeted
TF-411 has been carrying out our own order recently with allies during this time
C̶M̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶ retweeted
ATTENTION ALL SEAF
All SEAF forces are to immediately report to base for a mandatory briefing, lets give these squids hell!
C̶M̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶ retweeted
[UNENCRYPTED TRANSMISSION]
Attention all TF-411 personnel and allies, all orders are hereby on hold, get back to your bases, do briefings, and give the squids what they deserve, chief nightfall of SES defender of the people over and out
C̶M̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶ retweeted
Ministry of Humanity
Servants of Freedom
*REPENTANT REVENANTS*
The decision has been made. The Penitent Program has once more been activated. This time as a vanguard to a greater cause: The Second March on Cyberstan.
Thousands of Repentant Revenants have been covertly deployed behind enemy lines on AURORA BAY. Our allies within TF-411 have already initiated contact with the enemy.
Servants of Freedom are called to lead the charge. Bear the Light of Liberty into the heart of the CyComm menace.
Let no circuit remain. Spill Oil
LIBERTAS VULT!!
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HELLDIVERS!
THE BATTLE FOR [AURORA BAY] HAS BEGUN.
REPORT TO YOUR BATTLE STATIONS AND PREPARE YOUR HELLPODS.
WE MARCH TOWARDS CYBERSTAN!
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#Helldivers2 #Helldivers2Community #Helldivers #Automaton #Cyberstan #Invasion #Democracy #Liberty
C̶M̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶ retweeted
The chances of Super Earth becoming a reality are slim, but not impossible.
C̶M̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶ retweeted
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[C̶O̶M̶M̶A̶N̶D̶E̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶]
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[T̶A̶S̶K̶F̶O̶R̶C̶E̶-̶4̶1̶1̶]
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“WE MARCH ON CHOOHE! We must press the attack on the Automatons, we cannot sit idly by while the Robotic Tyrants laugh in our faces.
After the invasion of Cyberstan, the Cyborgs took planets at a rapid pace. The [MININT] was straining to keep current with the multi-planetary expansion of the Automatons…
Informants -expired- before we could extract actionable intelligence.
But an opportunity now presents itself to press the attack on the Automatons.
Conquer CHOOHE and deprive the Cyborgs from their supply lines.
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[T̶A̶S̶K̶F̶O̶R̶C̶E̶-̶4̶1̶1̶], our job is to strike our enemies down with the righteous fist of humanity.
Keep the faith of Lady Liberty.
Fight to the last.
Remember your training.
Make Super Earth proud.
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[C̶O̶M̶M̶A̶N̶D̶E̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶]
[T̶A̶S̶K̶F̶O̶R̶C̶E̶-̶4̶1̶1̶]
[7̶7̶7̶t̶h̶ ̶R̶e̶l̶i̶e̶f̶ ̶B̶a̶t̶t̶a̶l̶i̶o̶n̶]-[P̶M̶C̶]
C̶M̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶ retweeted
Ministry of Humanity
Servants of Freedom
The reconciliatory meeting is long awaited. The forces of Mankind must always be a united front against those forces of tyranny which seek to destroy us.
Implanted bodycam footage from our Righteous Revenants show effective implementation of the penitents deployed to TF-411. Their methods are swift, brutal, and effective.
No more brother wars
IGNOSCE NOBIS
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[SUMMIT AGENDA // TF-411]
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The following topics shall be addressed during the upcoming discussions between [TASKFORCE-411] - [MINISTRY OF TRUTH].
• Normalization of relations between TF-411 and [MoT].
• Formal delisting of TF-411 operatives from all Dissident Watchlists and internal hostile classifications.
• Joint operational coordination against hostile threats to Super Earth.
• Intelligence and information-sharing protocols between both parties.
• Preliminary discussions regarding [MININT] involvement and future diplomatic channels.
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These talks are not conducted out of weakness from either side.
They are happening out of necessity.
Humanity faces enemies on every frontier.
Division only strengthens them.
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C̶M̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶ retweeted
agent nightfall of SES defender of the people under TF-411 getting ready for the MoT summit
C̶M̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶ retweeted
Our sins are innumerable
Our sentence is just
Our repentance will shake the stars
IGNOSCE NOBIS
C̶M̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶ retweeted
Finally a planet I don’t have to worry about burning too much vegetation.
C̶M̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶ retweeted
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Transmission: [T̶A̶S̶K̶F̶O̶R̶C̶E̶-̶4̶1̶1̶]
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• [OPERATION]: “Many Men”
• [OBJECTIVE]: Recruit Helldivers
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They told you to follow orders.
They told you the Ministries would handle the rest.
They were wrong.
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We have seen what happens when hesitation replaces action.
When truth is buried beneath approval chains.
When good men are left behind because the system deemed them… expendable.
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Originally, our Taskforce operated under the authority of [MININT],
executing directives issued from High Command.
We were sent where records do not exist.
Where failures are erased.
Where success is… classified.
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Top-secret operations.
Deep behind enemy lines.
Insertion points beyond Viper Commandos.
Objectives completed before Python units even received their orders.
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We were the blade ahead of the spear.
The silence before the storm.
And when the truth became inconvenient, we were buried with it.
Disavowed.
Stricken from official command structures.
Labeled as expendable assets no longer required by the Ministries we once served.
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But understand this:
We did not disappear.
We simply adapted.
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Now, we answer to no Ministry.
No oversight.
No delay.
Only the mission.
Only Humanity.
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If you are looking for safety,
Stay where you are.
If you are looking for purpose,
You already know where to go.
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[ENLISTMENT PORTAL]:
hd2clans.com/clan/927
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[STATUS]: ACTIVE RECRUITMENT
[CLEARANCE]: NOT REQUIRED
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C̶M̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶ retweeted
The people of Super Earth deserve nothing but the best. Lives free of stress, free of fear. And newly liberated destinations to rest, relax, and enjoy the sights, sounds, and sanctioned delights of compliant worlds.
Helldivers, deploy now to cleanse uncharted planets for the continued enjoyment of our loyal citizens.
C̶M̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶ retweeted
I have now made my official announcement about leaving and will be joining the taskforce with SES defender of the people effective immediately
C̶M̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶ retweeted
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[MINISTRY OF INTELLIGENCE]
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INTERIM [MININT] MINISTER
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-DE-CLASSIFIED UPDATE-
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The Ministry of Intelligence issues the following statement regarding
[R̶E̶D̶A̶C̶T̶E̶D̶ ̶R̶E̶G̶I̶M̶E̶N̶T̶] operative,
[A̶G̶E̶N̶T̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶].
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[A̶G̶E̶N̶T̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶] is confirmed alive.
Initial reports of termination were based on falsified operational data submitted during a period of compromised information integrity.
These reports directly contributed to the escalation of inter-ministerial tensions with the falsified “Killing” of [A̶G̶E̶N̶T̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶].
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Prior to the reported incident,
[A̶G̶E̶N̶T̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶] initiated unsanctioned deep-cover protocols without formal authorization from the [MININT].
While under this designation, the operative conducted a covert campaign targeting dissident elements embedded within the [MoT].
Operational methods included:
• Identity suppression
• Internal displacement
• Selective elimination of high-risk dissident personnel
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Due to the unauthorized nature of these actions,
[A̶G̶E̶N̶T̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶] has been formally DISAVOWED by the [MININT].
[T̶A̶S̶K̶F̶O̶R̶C̶E̶-4̶1̶1̶] was assigned to the Private Sector prior to this revelation and will NOT be redesigned moving forward.
This designation reflects a breach of command protocol, not a failure of capability.
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The Ministry acknowledges that the resulting information conflict, including the alleged “termination” of the operative, contributed to a cascade of instability between the [MININT] and the [MoT].
This matter is now considered contained.
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[A̶G̶E̶N̶T̶ ̶B̶A̶L̶O̶R̶] no longer operates under the authority, oversight, or protection of the [MININT].
Any actions conducted under his name moving forward are to be considered unrelated to the [MININT].
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