@AgentCGonzalez

Free agent of change💚 Walking infohazard☣️ Toad Code✊️ I'm a tortoise🐢 #FLD

Joined May 2022
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I can't be dead
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Cynthia 💜
@cryptocynthiac13 Jul 2025
Everyday automatic #574 7/12/25 “16 Wavy Window Cats” oil paint sharpie; handcut cardstock
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Goody💯
@runquasimodoApr 8
This is like the fattiest pemmican I’ve ever made. I added the beef powder to the bowl of rendered fat rather than vice versa
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And further, Wu-Tang is for the children
United Saints of America LEP 6637 aka Cobweb
@UnitedSaintsApr 8
Replying to @Satoshi__Lives @_notjp @tinoch @theomakaseshow @LowEffortPunks
Counterpoint: Wu-Tang is for the children
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*crash* *hits blunt* You didn't miss nothin home. Ep stain sold 🔫 to 👁🏃 Tick research confirmed on plumb 🏝 And my ol homie Jonathan alive If you see Rockisha tell her I'm thriving
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Homie*
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Wall arc maxxin
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vx-underground
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Replying to @rezoundous
Yes, it's completely dead. All cybersecurity people I know have quit their jobs and transitioned into being anime vloggers
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Y'all thought I was dead.
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Toad McCroaks 🐸💚@mccroaksFeb 2
Holy ravioli Carl! @AgentCGonzalez 4 years 😭 I love you $Todi holders! And all my other friends that have been with me and Carl since the beginning! 🐸💚 #MyXAnniversary – at Wise, VA
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I learnt it from you
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DOESNOTEXIST@DOESNOTEX_ISTJan 31
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Cynthia 💜
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Everyday automatic #775 1/30/2026 “Keyhole Kitties” oil paint sharpie; handcut cardstock
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EYEBOTS
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distracted
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Ðedcel.eth/.tez/LEP#196
@dedcel3Jan 31
You've survived every day of your life (unless you died at some point)!!!! KEEP IT UP
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Ðedcel.eth/.tez/LEP#196
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Toad McCroaks 🐸💚@mccroaks21 Nov 2025
Replying to @RadTV__ @RadNFTV
I can't wait to create more!!! I need @AgentCGonzalez to come fix my computer 🐸💚 – at Wise, VA
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lazerdim700@itsfuckinjoever8 Dec 2025
Replying to @fuckitwebol @NiftyLeyLey @BOLDANOFF @yeaimretard @InsidurThings @frmpyy @AgentCGonzalez @JITCULT @Legogio7
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*CRASH* Psssst, what's up. Yeah ofc I'm still here. You wouldn't believe it, It's like the taj mahal back here. Hey man, take this Xmas letter and mail it. No don't worry about that. See that cutie? No way that's a rock dude! Whatever man, hit the bricks, you're hurtin my chances
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