Agent Self FBI

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2026
Trump showing his supporters how to deep throat him.
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BREAKING 🚨: Trump’s DOJ takes another L… A federal grand jury has REJECTED the Trump DOJ's attempt to indict former White House aide Cassidy Hutchinson over her January 6 testimony, a Justice Department source confirms. 😂
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This close is Texas is fucking hilarious.
New - Senate poll - Texas 🔵 James Talarico 50% 🔴 Ken Paxton 45% Last poll - Talarico +2 YouGov (B) - RV - 10/21
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Trump had filed 27 election related lawsuits through the DOJ this cycle. He has lost all 27 of them. 🤣
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If any Democrat currently in office, or Running had just 10% of the alleged rape and sexual abuse allegations that Trump has in the Epstein files, MAGA would call for a hanging… We know this, because Reid Hoffman, who funded a PAC that supports Talarico met with Epstein once, for an MIT fundraiser - and they called him a pedophile for that.. that standard is not the same for Trump.. Because MAGA is protecting their pedophile to own the libs. Because they’re retards.
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Where were they? It WAS the Democrat judiciary committee who just forced the DOJ to release these set of previously withheld documents that implicate Trump in 5 different rape and sexual abuse allegations… it wasn’t the Republicans who forced the DOJ.. it was….. THE DEMOCRATS.. you retarded shit for brains.
Replying to @AgentSelf99b
Where were the democrats screaming for those files under Biden? Civil trial, not criminal. Fucking retard.
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MAGA, cut the fucking bullshit … if this were a Democrat, you’d be demanding investigations, prosecutions, and the release of every last Epstein file. With Trump, suddenly everything is a “hoax.” A jury found him liable for sexual abuse. The judge subsequently clarified that the conduct established by the verdict constituted rape in ordinary language. That is a civil finding—not a partisan allegation. Now a report from House Judiciary details five women’s allegations of rape and sexual assault involving Trump in Epstein’s company and accuses DOJ of withholding evidence. You don’t have to pretend every accusation is a conviction. You do have to apply the same standard you’d demand for your political enemies. If your demand for transparency disappears when your guy faces scrutiny, protecting victims was never the principle. Protecting Trump was… if one visit to the island by Hoffman who funded a pac that supports Talarico is enough to label him a pedophile .. by that standard Trump definitely is. You’re all sheep.
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The average price for gas during President Donald Trump’s second term has now surpassed the average price during former President Joe Biden’s term… and for what? To prevent them from having a nuke they didn’t have and to reopen the strait that was already open? They can’t even win this war…
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Biden had more jobs created under his administration in 2024 than Trump has had in nearly two years. -No, they weren’t just government jobs. -No, they weren’t COVID jobs coming back. 2024: 1.46 million 2025: 116,000 2026: 660,000
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Trump holds the record for highest gas and diesel prices.
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MAGA holding their hands for a fake $5000 government check that’ll never happen, then lecturing everyone that voting for Democrats will make us socialist… it’s hilarious.. 🤣
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Imagine if these allegations were made against Obama or Biden in the Epstein files… and their AJ was interfering with witnesses.. MAGA would be in the streets with pitchforks, but because it’s Trump they ignore it. Because MAGA protect pedophiles and rapist.
Trump says the newly released Epstein files “completely exonerate” him. Bullshit. The report described here compiles allegations of rape from Beatrice Keul and “Katie Johnson,” groping from Stacey Williams, and assault from Jill Harth, who also alleged he assaulted Lauren Petrella. It includes “Jane’s” account of Epstein introducing her to Trump at 14—and alleges Todd Blanche repeatedly steered Maxwell away from discussing her. These compiling accusations and raising questions about DOJ’s handling of them isn’t “complete exoneration.” Not even fucking close… You don’t see 7 black swans in the same lake on the same day.. completely innocent people don’t continually get accused.. connect the dots. Trump is a rapist and pedophile.
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Agent Self FBI™ retweeted
Trump says the newly released Epstein files “completely exonerate” him. Bullshit. The report described here compiles allegations of rape from Beatrice Keul and “Katie Johnson,” groping from Stacey Williams, and assault from Jill Harth, who also alleged he assaulted Lauren Petrella. It includes “Jane’s” account of Epstein introducing her to Trump at 14—and alleges Todd Blanche repeatedly steered Maxwell away from discussing her. These compiling accusations and raising questions about DOJ’s handling of them isn’t “complete exoneration.” Not even fucking close… You don’t see 7 black swans in the same lake on the same day.. completely innocent people don’t continually get accused.. connect the dots. Trump is a rapist and pedophile.
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Trump says the newly released Epstein files “completely exonerate” him. Bullshit. The report described here compiles allegations of rape from Beatrice Keul and “Katie Johnson,” groping from Stacey Williams, and assault from Jill Harth, who also alleged he assaulted Lauren Petrella. It includes “Jane’s” account of Epstein introducing her to Trump at 14—and alleges Todd Blanche repeatedly steered Maxwell away from discussing her. These compiling accusations and raising questions about DOJ’s handling of them isn’t “complete exoneration.” Not even fucking close… You don’t see 7 black swans in the same lake on the same day.. completely innocent people don’t continually get accused.. connect the dots. Trump is a rapist and pedophile.
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This is what MAGA pussies are.. all talk with wet dreams about a civil war.. Why don’t you soft ass dudes get it started then, and stop running your mouths… be about it, or shut the fuck up you cosplay pathetic patriot wanna be.
Let’s just do the civil war now instead of waiting. I’m tired of these protein deficient fairies telling me “we have guns too” Cool story, let’s fuckin go!
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He’s buying elections so he can get rich off tax payers
🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk has now spent more money on U.S. elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire lifetime.
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He doesn’t give a fuck about you
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Remember. Biden added 1.46 million jobs in 2024. Trump added only 116,000 in 2025 and only 612,000 this year.. in one year Biden added more than Trump has in nearly 2. Gas was $3.10 when Biden left office and Diesel was $3.76. We also weren’t at war with Iran. The Republicans and Trump did not keep a single promise.. and if you’re preaching to vote Republicans because Democrats will make us communists if they take control in the midterms, you’re truly a fucking retard…
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It’s hilarious watching MAGA rage over Obama’s speech and the cheesecake factory comment 🤣you’re all fucking idiots.
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