@AgingRanchHand

There have been decades of speculation about the state of my existence

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Joined June 2023
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I think the thing people like most about me is the fact that I'm constantly failing at everything
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Embrace the surreal Messiah of Evil (1974) The Beyond (1981) Both on Tubi
Mark@AgingRanchHandOct 26
70's Beast Mode Donald Sutherland Don't Look Now (1973) Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) Don't Look Now is on Pluto TV
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Guy posting an AI video of him burying himself alive for unclear reasons and this is the commends section: When inspiration is the vibe Love this Lookin at bro like, what it do 🫱 He really said it's shovel time Now this is a party!
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Comments* I'm getting worse at typing
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Mark retweeted
ELLIE!!!@ikeasIut21h
had a bit in my dream last night that i opened a greek mythology store called “ica r us”
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Okay I guess he just does this to everyone because he tapped me on the shoulder when I was in line at Ben and Jerry's and said the same thing
NBACentral
@TheDunkCentralOct 26
Payton Pritchard says that when the Celtics played the 76ers last season, Allen Iverson tapped him on the shoulder and delivered this message: “You’re the coldest white boy I’ve ever seen.” 👀 (Via @espn )
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The only good use of family money is buying a sailboat called Kissed by the Wind and dying on it immediately
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70's Beast Mode Donald Sutherland Don't Look Now (1973) Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) Don't Look Now is on Pluto TV
Mark@AgingRanchHandOct 25
Zombies Zombie (1979) Day of the Dead (1985) Say the line, Mark Both on Tubi
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Everyone talks about how surprising the Kodak camera mention in the original Dracula novel is but I hardly hear anyone mention this part of Frankenstein
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I remember this
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@oldcanadaseriesOct 25
A man in Scarborough, Ontario in 1973
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Had to break out the Jason 12 pack for my uncle's 80th
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We're not just talking about any Tom, Dick, and Harry here. These are my three platonic soul mates, Tom, Dick, and Harry
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Getting my uncle a bouncy castle for his 80th birthday party
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Zombies Zombie (1979) Day of the Dead (1985) Say the line, Mark Both on Tubi
Mark@AgingRanchHandOct 24
Weird New York Basket Case (1981) Q – The Winged Serpent (1982) Both on Tubi
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This is how Billy describes Elizabeth Holmes the first time he met her as his reason for not recognizing her
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The Cycle (2026) on Shudder was awesome. Go in without googling first.
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A mime taking a goth girl home to meet his family and his father is motioning the makeup is right but she's talking too much.
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On this day in 1999, Cartoon Network aired a 24-hour Scooby-Doo marathon for Halloween. The marathon was filled with little clips between episodes parodying THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT which had been released in theaters just a few a few months earlier.
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Weird New York Basket Case (1981) Q – The Winged Serpent (1982) Both on Tubi
Mark@AgingRanchHandOct 23
The Unholy Trinity of British Folk Horror Trigger warning. Witchfinder General aka The Conqueror Worm (1968) The Blood on Satan's Claw (1971) The Wicker Man (1973) All on Tubi
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Asking someone on the street to borrow a light and then using it to cook a hot dog I have in my other hand
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