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Cam

@Ahkko
 Ontario, Canada
Joined May 2009
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boob touching rules by planet
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon tired of people still going out to large gatherings.
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Being envious of your peers' success: -Emotionally unhealthy -Unfair to them -Unpleasant Having your eyes go wide and trembling and gasping out "s-such power" like in anime: -Respectful -Recognizes accomplishments -Sets aspirations for yourself
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It's only jQuery if it's from the jQueré region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling javascript
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duck: [sees my bread] i lust for crust me: no duck: c'mon that dough make me go oh me: it'll make you sick duck: i am a beast for the yeast baby
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@NHL28 Dec 2018
Best birthday present ever! ❤️ (🎥 @NBCSWashington) nitter.gq/NHL/status/10786908600…
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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.
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So they changed the law in Oregon to let people pump their own gas and the Facebook comments on the news story are amazing.
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Anyone know if Matthews is taking warm up?
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The next generation of DISRESPECT. @DrDisRespect #TwitchCon
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Cannot unsee this... I actually use this monopoly money! Thanks /u/PMIfYouAreMollyQuinn
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Lawyer for @Netflix puts an end to @Stranger_Things themed pop-up bar with epic cease & desist letter dnainfo.com/chicago/20170918…
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did I do this right
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Should I take my dog to the vet
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what am i even watching
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Funny moment of the night, when Phil Kessel skated by @rayferrarotsn and myself and said, with a big smile, "two for two, eh." Classic Phil.
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Canadian Sports Debate Show: Hoser 1: Sid's great but he's no Mario Hoser 2: Agreed Sid (calls in): It's true Hoser 1: Beers? (They exit)
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