A digitally savvy #geekdad to 5 (imagine how they feel). Tweets are my own. ♡ the @DallasCowboys, food, gadgets, driving, & chai.
DFW, TX
Joined April 2011
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@mattrife Watching your show, I was telling my wife you look like a cartoon I couldn't pinpoint. Found it. You even make that face, I swear. No shots. Just funny. So you don't have to retaliate and put me on your next @Netflix special.
#MattRife #Doppelganger #lookalike
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Using @Jira for the house has got to be one of the best & geekiest things I've done.
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New to Texas (in the last 2 years)? Do us a favor & stay out of the left lane. If ur going the same speed, or slower, as the person to ur right, MOVE OVER.
The speed limit has nothing to do with it. MOVE OVER.
#texas #driving #txdrivers #drivinginTx #drivingintexas
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Seriously?
I mean it's impressive, but to create a "sport" out of it? Why can't some things be competitive hobbies?
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Alright @facebook ... let's see how fast you fix this. Or, are you going to wait until Congress calls on you again?
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@BriannaWu As a fan of the advancement that forced the hands of other Mfgr's, a fan of the cars themselves ... with all their flaws, and 𝙣𝙤𝙩 a fan of the douche himself, I have a hard time figuring out whether this news makes me happy or not. See what I'm saying?
Tesla reports $24.3B revenue in the fourth quarter, beating Street estimates tcrn.ch/3R8xjjF by @rebeccabellan
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Why can't new #Androidwatches take into consideration all the top features of their competitors and ensure they're included?
What does it feel like they MUST start a v1?
@WearOSbyGoogle
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@fbsecurity @facebook Please help. Apparently, you do not SMS Google Voice numbers. And when it's the only option presented by your system, it means gaining access to your account is impossible. #help #support #facebooksupport
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Stood in line at the TxDPS at 430a. We were #40! In conversation with the guy ahead of us, we quickly got into coffee, donut, food truck type of opportunities for the 100+ people in line. Potential automation opportunities for this crap as well.
RT @AustinTeslaClub: @notsoevilmorty We need a North Texas Tesla Club to unite us all in the DFW area, and stand against crap like this.
@chickfila when did your salads get a smaller container and less full?
Besides making minor mistakes on my orders, here and there, this is the first time I've been #disappointed in a long time.
#chickfila
The 1st part of @TheWeekend #pepsihalftime show he sounded like @ChrisTucker, I swear. #orisitjustme
I understand inflation, but I just paid more than $12 for 4 @Whataburger taquitos. Are you serious? I know I'm old, but to say that they were $.89 about 20 years ago and for them to be near 4x that now is INSANE. I find myself going less and less to one of my favorite places :(
I'm almost certain that @askfrontier is down in my area; even though their site shows no issues.
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Is it possible to have "national love people day" tomorrow after the debate that we all just witnessed?
#Debates2020 #2020debates #presidentialdebates #PresidentialDebate