AjSnailson

If you use the fire shotgun, I sincerely hope you get a flat tire. I hope you dev error every single game. I hope you stub your toe every time you get up to walk. I hope you forget to put on deodorant the next time you try talking to your crush. I hope you run out of gas on the freeway. I hope you sleep through all of your alarms for work. I hope you run out of toilet paper next time you take a shit. I hope your DoorDash driver steals your next meal. I hope you run out of hot water next time you shower. I hope your electricity goes out when you’re on PR pace. I hope you have a terrible day.