Watching Jacoby Brissett attempt to play the quarterback position drives me closer to self harm than anything else ever could.

Salami lakeman

Why is Ghost harder than fucking Malenia?

Fuck VisionQuest might actually be good as hell

I was fairly sauced and could hardly taste anything but this might have been the saltiest food item on the planet

Just need a cool 78 points from Puka today

Jacoby Brissett scrambles like he has a full diaper I’m so sick of it

So Iowa beat Michigan who beat Oklahoma who beat Texas who beat Ohio state So Iowa > Ohio State If we’re not #1 it’s clear SEC bias

MHJ going to the raiders isn’t he?

I hate Nebraska and Nebraska fans that cling to dusty plaques and ancient history but Nebraska is pretty good this year. The last game of the season in Kinnick is probably going to be a test.

Jeremy Hecklinski just gave the best hard count ever

Dodrio doesn’t even have hands to catch the ball and it’s playing WR. I would be surprised but Marvin Harrison Jr has been doing it for 3 years.

Iowa and Cardinals fan. The dichotomy between Saturday and Sunday has always been felt but I never realized to was this bad.

In the immortal words of colonel sander, “I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.” (I’m fairly certain these are cheese curds)

Shout out @PatMcAfeeShow fans. In heaven there is no beer

Lmk if you see my sign on the @ThePatMcAfee show

He’s banking on the ultimate copium of a Cardinals fan

If finance bros knew anything they would recommend you get into dynasty football leagues. You get Bijan Robinson and Trey McBride that’s passive income every year💯

Before @DMTrixsta tries to steal it I coined the phrase “You can’t win in Kinnick you can only survive”

Michigan moves to 2-2 on the season