Akbar Rafsanjani retweeted
Mom why is my sister named lily
Because your mother likes lilies
Oh thanks mom
No problem nasi kandar kuah banjir
tbh karena baru technically batch 3 tuh baru jalan tanggal 31-1 kemaren gue sangat mewajarkan kalau banyak yang senin baru pada dapat info wawancara
Akbar Rafsanjani retweeted
Ya coba nyetir makanya, goblok.
Gw pernah sampe keringet dingin mundurin camry dr gang.. kanan kiri jarak spion dah tinggal 2cm dr tembok. Ngomongin masalah teknis malah dia nyebut harga tanah.. kaga jelas bener
Akbar Rafsanjani retweeted
minta jemput mobil boleh kok, tapi ya proporsional aja
gang yang diomongin itu gang yang kecil bgt sampe mobil ga masuk. Kalian coba ke pisangan baru atau tambora deh, baru kita ngobrol setelah itu. Se"gang"nya di kebayoran baru masih masuk mobil mbak, karena emg by design.
Akbar Rafsanjani retweeted
this sounds fun. i wanna try
RIP = roh istirahat permanen
SMH = seketika menggelengkan hulu
BTW = barusan teringat waduh
LMAO = lucunya minta ampun oi
TBH = turutan benak dan hati
GG = fuckin ez
dia jabatannya di kita equivalent Penasehat Militer Perwakilan Tetap kepada PBB ya? (Jab. Pati Bintang 1 di TNI)
Akbar Rafsanjani retweeted
Replying to @gothsconsin
Died surrounded by loved ones making a Dad joke what else could a man ask?
Akbar Rafsanjani retweeted
my dad’s last words while on life support were “that’s what she said”, he laughed, and then slipped into the sleep he would not wake up from. goated.
Akbar Rafsanjani retweeted
Lah ya tiba2 muncul komentar "Kok Godzilla jadi politis?!"
Listen, larpers, Godzilla has always been political. – at Pamulang, Indonesia
































