Allan Scott-Douglas

This will never, EVER get old! #BaBaBaBaBabyBelle #FirstWord #FirstTimeDad

Never again, @AvantiWestCoast. The worst “transport” company I’ve ever experienced. The sooner rail is renationalised, the better. These fuckwits are beyond incompetent.

Been a while since I took a train for a longer journey & @AvantiWestCoast have reminded me exactly why. Four trains, all delayed. Sockets not working on 3 out of 4. Massively overcrowded due to numerous other trains being cancelled. Just an absolute shit show. This is why I fly.

Think it’s fair to say the Drake Maye bubbie has officially burst…

Congrats to the BBC for instantly making everyone forget how awful the halftime show was with that pathetic propaganda piece. Quite an achievement.

Time to disband the @ScottishFA and start again from scratch. Clarke’s new contract shows exactly how directionless and out of touch they truly are.

@RiseFibre Over 30 minutes on hold and still waiting for an answer! What kind of service is this?!

Burke & McBurnie being left out is quite a call. Who needs form though, eh?

The Pablo Effect! Must be the single worst signing in Premier League history.

Not McGlynn lying down before a ball is even kicked.

Quite possibly the best game of football I’ve ever seen! This should’ve been the final. #PSGBAY #ChampionsLeague

What has happened to Bowen?! Absolutely awful! Compare him with Gibbs-White - that’s the difference right now.

Genuinely the worst mania show I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen all of them. What in the blue hell was any of that…?! #wrestlemania

@footballontnt Second half of Liverpool game showing a completely black screen - HboMax app on Samsung TV. What is going on?!

Kilman. Again. Boy is absolute poison.

Well, that was dreadful. #scojap

@virginmedia Broadband has been down since Tuesday - now being told it’ll be another WEEK before the issue is fixed. Spoke to one of your “advisors” just now, their suggestion - BUY A DONGLE FROM ANOTHER INTERNET SUPPLIER! Seriously?! Completely unacceptable.

@PragueAirport What are you doing about the appalling passport control wait times?! This is completely unacceptable. 3 hours in line so far and barely reached the idiotic finger printing machines. Staff have no information and just shrug their shoulders. Who is responsible?

End of an era! After nearly a decade, first as a client & latterly as an agent, today marked my last day at APM Associates. Incredibly grateful to Linda and all wonderful staff & clients I’ve worked with over the years. New role will be announced soon. #OnwardsAndUpwards