Alberto Salazar

Tonight was my one and only night to get some rest. And here I am at 1 am listening to my brother and his homies drunk af outside my window because he threw a party and now they’re taking care of their drunk homie that passed out. Fucking bs

God damn it started raining hard 😂

Just watched a wide body hellcat go into a Mobil car wash 🙃

My gf asked me for a recipe and I have it to her and now she’s a happy camper :)

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT THERES A WHOLE ASS PUMPKIN PIE IN MY FRIDGE!!!!

Fucking waste of my day

Gf last night: “let’s get there at 9!” Me: “okay :)” Gf this morning: “I feel like shit can you run to the store for me?” Me: “okay :)” Gf: “let’s get there at noon?” Me: “okay :)” Gf 1 hour ago: “get ready!” Me: “okay :)” Gf is still trying to take cute pics in the bathroom lol

My dad be posting my new car more than I do lmfao 😂 it’s all over Facebook and I don’t even get a fucking tag bro 😭

Can’t wait for tomorrow :)