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Welcome to the secret alt!!
Expect tons and tons of hot and wet farts here,, (among other things,,,)
Grateful that y'all are here โค๏ธ๐
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I would like to thank all the oil companies that wanted Republicans out of office.
You did a great job manipulating the price of gas before the election and it worked spectacularly.
It was $4.50 on Tuesday and now it's $3.01 on Saturday.
I'm no economist, but this is a massive reduction in price in 4 days.
President Trump did say it was going to drop like a rock after the election and it sure looks like he was right about that.
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When Lucy decided to take a little vacay over to Alola I think she imagined it including slightly less fart muffling than it did! But at least Topaz is having a nice time! ๐งก๐
(Scat version bellow)
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A commission with an interesting combo of characters but I will never EVER pass up on an opportunity to draw Domina and her big fat dumper! ๐ค๐
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I like #CallingAllVillains #callingallvillainsfanart #CallingAllVillians #CallingAllVillans
Despite the art though, The Pink Thing is my favorite
Lady Killerโs just got too little art of her somehow
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The shortstacc goblin has entered the building...
Meet Vexa! She works as a waitress at a small burger restaurant...better tip her well
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I wanted to say that Florida is a truly awful place to live. Do NOT move here because you donโt like whomever got elected in your state.
We have ginormous bugs like youโve never seen in your life. They all bite and sting and it hurts. And theyโre out ALL year.
We have hurricanes, tropical storms, and tornadoes from April to November.
Alligators pop out of your toilet. Coyotes run around wild.
The humidity is brutal from February to December. Then it suddenly gets cold for a month but buildings arenโt properly insulated so you freeze.
Housing costs, electricity, food are all super high. Wages are super low.
Traffic is insane.
There are long waits for doctors and dentists.
No one speaks English.
Literally the only good thing are the sunsets. Itโs not worth moving here for a pretty sunset.
Did I miss anything?
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For everyone thinking of moving to Florida, donโt.
There are alligators, sharks where the alligators arenโt, snakes bigger than your car, bugs the size of your head, birds big enough to steal your babies. We wonโt even get into the jellyfish.
We have hurricanes, tornadoes, fires, & floods.
We have one of the deadliest interstates & another one thatโs like driving on NASCAR.
Housing costs are up and so is insurance.
Most importantly, Florida is CLOSED!!
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STAY OUT OF FLORIDA. IT RAINS ALL OF THE TIME. WE HAVE SNAKES AND GATORS AND HURRICANES HIT NONSTOP.
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THANK YOU FLORIDA!
I am humbled and grateful beyond measure. As your Governor, I will give you everything I have.ย
We are going to make life in Florida more affordable. We are going to keep our streets safe. We are going to invest in our young people so that they can attain the Florida Dream that all of us love so dearly.
Florida is the envy of the nation. I will fight day and night to keep it that way and to lift our state to even greater heights.
God Bless you, God Bless Florida, and God Bless America.
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I need her to eat a whole pack of asparagus and fart in my face until i get the deadliest pinkeye ever known to mankind i'm not joking
