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Blimey.
Highlight reel of Australia’s sex discrimination commissioner, the custodian of women’s rights, saying utter nonsense. It could on for hours but we’ve all got lives to lead so here’s 3 minutes.
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We say goodbye to our dear friend, Oscar-winning actress Eva Marie Saint. One of the last surviving stars of Hollywood’s Golden Age, we are grateful for her contributions to cinema and the time she spent with us over the years. Our thoughts are with her loved ones.
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The start of our North East road trip. I ❤️ Don Muang Airport. It's so easy to get on with. It took us minutes to check in with Nok Air for our flight to Sakhon Nakhon. Straight through security and straight into the Coral Lounge. Thanks to Tun's SCB card, we were chomping on processed cheese triangles in no time. #IsaanRT2026
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After 6 months of trying I've finally sold both my hod carrier's on eBay... It's such a weight off my shoulders.
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In London, England.
🚨🇬🇧 Meanwhile this morning in London A Car has just driven into a crowd of people at Upton Park Station injuring at least 6.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This car crash occurred two days ago at 12.10pm on the 20th June 2026. According to the Metropolitan Police a car crashed with pedestrians, resulting in six people, including the driver, being taken to hospital. uk.news.yahoo.com/pictures-captu… newhamrecorder.co.uk/news/26213368.…
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40 years ago I did jury service on a double murder case and I’ve never forgotten the photos I had to look at, I hope the jurors in the baby Preston case get through the trauma of what they’ve had to see and hear, I know they won’t forget it. Horrific case.
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Am I missing something here but are people expecting Scotland to beat Brazil and Morocco?
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Somebody might want to explain he says but turns off comments? What’s the point?
Somebody might want to explain to me how having all the shops closed and groups of men wandering the streets dressed in black with hoods up and faces covered is supposed to make any of us feel safer, particularly young women on their own. So intimidating 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😡
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In 1941, after the battle of Crete, a little girl threw a parcel of food to starving Allied prisoners in the Agii Apostolis POW camp. A German guard saw her and beat her with his rifle. The POWs booed and shouted at him, allowing the girl to escape. Today I met her. Her name is Anna and she is 97. #Greece #Crete #History #WW2 – at Nea Kydonia, Greece
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Welcome to another Kazakhstan photo thread. 🇰🇿 If it's breathtaking scenery you're after, then come with us to the Alma-Arasan Gorge, about an hour's taxi ride outside Almaty. #Almaty2026
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The Test series against New Zealand — a must win series for the Key and Mcullum regime — starts in just 21 days on 4 June. The squad has been selected and announced. But McCullum is still in New Zealand. According to some reports, he may not be here until the end of May. Is it just me, or is that taking the piss?
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Replying to @NerineHalton
Okay folks who likes Keir Starmer
6%Yes I like him
94%No I dislike him
18 votes • Final results
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So, enter a football ground without a ticket is now a criminal offence. Enter the UK with no documents and they put you up in hotel feed and clothe you!
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Taxi for Starmer.
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Club statement: Ruben Amorim.

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Popped up into the attic yesterday to check the Christmas tree lights were still OK. Whilst I was up there I noticed a present that we forgot to give to the children last year. Such a shame, they would've loved that puppy 🎅🎄🎅🎄
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🙏 𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐁 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓: 𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐆𝐣𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐞 👉 scunthorpe-united.co.uk/news… Scunthorpe United can confirm registered player Jonathan Gjoshe was one of the victims affected by the shocking attack on an LNER train bound for London on Saturday evening. We can confirm that Jonathan sustained non-life-threatening injuries as a result of the attack, but currently remains in hospital. Due to the ongoing investigations taking place, we are currently unable to update further. Everyone at the club, from the Board, management and his teammates, along with all staff behind the scenes, sends our heartfelt well wishes to Jonathan for a full recovery, which is also extended to all the victims on board the train. #UTI #IRON
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Playing around with AI this evening and the results are stunning and scary in equal measure! Wilfred Rhodes and Jack Hobbs head out to open, England v Australia, Lord's, June 24th 1912.
🤖 Made with AI
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Sitting in front of a roaring fire in a pub enjoying a Hennessy and googling homemade self-defence sprays. A snapshot of Birmingham in 2025.
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My #thaitwitter familia, I would sincerely appreciate it if you could give my pinned post about my new little business venture a repost.
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