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Information Spreader | Stimulants | Tigers | Lake Keowee Home Owner

Charlotte, NC
Joined February 2023
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Alan Smith retweeted
The Charlotte Hornets now have home losses by 47 points and 33 points in their first five games this season at the Spectrum Center.
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Alan Smith retweeted
It’s Election Day. Go vote!
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Alan Smith retweeted
Brad Brownell. Blood from a stone.
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If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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I swear everytime you are in public everyone just turns absolutely clueless
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Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Alan Smith retweeted
if you watch shit like this then you are subhuman and shouldn’t be able to vote
N3on was SHOCKED after Pinkchyu and the Goth House girls started HEADBANGING to Slipknot's "Psychosocial"” in the back of their car 😳 “This is My favorite goth song Btw” N3on looked like he thought Pinkchyu was just PRETENDING to be a goth girl
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Alan Smith retweeted
Clemson is now 2-8 in last 10 games in Death Valley vs. Power 4 programs. There is no historical precedence in the last 50 years for similar futility at home. For perspective during previous terrible stretches: Between '92-'95 there was a stretch we went 5-5 at home vs. Power 4. Between '97-'99 there was a stretch we went 4-6 at home vs. Power 4. In both of those time frames, head coaches were fired (Ken Hatfield and Tommy West)
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Idk if anything will ever beat this…
This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao a must watch! please don't retire Chuck!
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Heartwarming: lifelong New England Patriots fan Barstool Big Cat and lifelong Chicago Bears fan Barstool Big Cat agree to Mayor’s Bet featuring each of their hometown cuisines, fun!!!
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Alan Smith retweeted
My greatest fear about marriage is that I'll be working long long days and she'll just be at home marinating her brain in this stuff
"Call Her Daddy" host Alex Cooper & actress Sophia Bush: if a woman is questioning whether she can do better than her current husband, "the answer is always yes." "This idea that it's too late or you're too old, or who are you to want more, that's patriarchy. That is crazy."
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Alan Smith retweeted
Most Forced Incompletions in College Football This Season❌
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Longtime Clemson radio host @Mickeyplyler of @TheROARFM shreds coaching staff for lack of accountability, says no one said anything to WR Tristan Smith after he jumped offsides in the red zone Saturday.
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Here We Goooooo @oti_germie
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New method unlocked: freak out and bam hot blondes in scrubs
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24 TEAMS!!😱😱😱THATS 12 CHANCES FOR PAT MCAFEE TO TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IMAGINE JMU PLAYS UGA🐾🐾🐾 WE COULD SEE KIRK HERBSTREETS DOG 🐕 🐕🐕🐕 MAYBE THEY COULD SHOTGUN WITH JELLYROLL AND THE SNOOP DOG LOOKING FELLA 🍻🍻🍻🍻 SOMEONE POUR ME UP A DOUBLE SHOT OF WHISKEY🥃🥃
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We don’t hate Texas enough
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Alan Smith retweeted
Regular season implications gone. Losing doesn’t matter. Endless transferring. Minimal loyalty to schools. Everything about money. Conference regionality gone. Rankings rigged for two conferences (primarily one). Every year College Football gets worse and worse. Very sad.
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I dont WANT a South full of Wegman's, bagel shops and Chicago-style pizza joints. I want roadside produce stands, Family owned fried chicken joints that have existed for unknowable decades and hidden BBQ places. Looking at Yankee transplants wearing NFL garb from their home state celebrating a Wegmans opening in Charlotte is as radicalizing to me as the mosque opening in Texas. Go home. Fucks sake, just go home.
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