actor, comedian, writer, and taller than @robertdowneyjr SAG-AFTRA strike captain (he/they) IG: @alanstarzinski
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So last year I stopped going to therapy b/c my therapist got drunk and DMed me on Instagram... these are those DMs
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We’re all trying to find the guy who did this…
Trump: "We didn't start the war with Iran. Iran started the war with us."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The U.S. launched the war on February 28, 2026, with coordinated strikes under the name Operation Epic Fury. Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei was killed in the opening strikes. Iran retaliated afterward.
reuters.com/business/aeros…
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Sounds like a COCKtober surprise.
.@KareemRifai says the allegations against a gay, closeted US Senator are an “October surprise” that will shake up a Senate race.
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At a certain level of wealth you just don't have to touch a computer again. Which probably explains why the ultra-rich are so obsessed with AI agents and why celebrities have been so quick to accept them. None of these people have to use computers!
🚨 Someone get this guy a charger
@Harry_Styles tells @thomyorke his laptop's been dead for 6 years and reveals where he keeps his notes: “On my phone. I use GarageBand a lot. And, like, voice notes.”
The Whitehouse is perpetually doing things no one wanted.
BREAKING WSJ:
The Trump Justice Department is reviewing whether the special prosecutor's office that investigated Watergate committed misconduct.
A revisionist historian went to DOJ HQ to present his case that Richard Nixon and his associates weren't treated fairly. wsj.com/us-news/law/decades-…
Becerra sucks so hard, I can’t believe he is the best option.
Xavier Becerra, the Democratic candidate for California governor, has taken substantial corporate funding from oil companies like Chevron. He assured us that he won’t take money from just any company, though. Watch the full interview: sf.news/3VVgRcN
He got that @Grindr on travel mode.
Axios: Mike Johnson to travel to 22 states in final midterm sprint
Speaker Mike Johnson is launching a six-week campaign blitz that will take him to more than 40 congressional districts across 22 states through Election Day, Axios has learned.
axios.com/2026/09/28/mike-jo…
Ah yes, known liars at the Washington Post with their history of making things up without thorough sources.
This is DISGUSTING and FAKE. A complete LIE.
Shame on the Washington Post — they’re worse than Iranian state media.
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Weeks later, the Pentagon raised its public count of Iran-ops deaths to 21 from ~18, adding two noncombat cases. Including one other brings Middle East total since Feb. 28 to 22, matching WaPo's cited 22-23 range.
washingtonpost.com/national-secur…
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yahoo.com/news/us/articl…
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The amount of people I've seen on here say "too little too late" is concerning. If we can't allow these people to learn and grow, then what is your activism even for?
Matthew Lillard said he is "ashamed" he returned to the 'Scream' franchise after Melissa Barrera was fired for speaking out in support of Palestine.
More: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…
We need to make Trump and everyone in his cabinet be personally financially liable for any costs that enriched themselves and burdened the American people.
No one wants either of them to run. 🤦
California Governor Gavin Newsom tells CNN’s Jake Tapper that he won’t run for president in 2028 if Kamala Harris runs.
Link to interview: cnn.com/2026/09/14/politics/…
Can we just go back to the cable system that worked and was profitable/more affordable/functioned for everyone instead of this homunculus system that takes 2 yrs to see a second season of a show we all like?
PRODUCTION UPDATE: Vince Gilligan and his team have officially finished writing #Pluribus Season 2.
The Rhea Seehorn-led sci-fi is expanding to 10 episodes and begins filming in Albuquerque this fall. Season 2 is expected to release between late 2027 and mid-2028.
Perfect this is exactly what we want and need right now!
NYT: E.P.A. Expected to Erase Limits on Climate Pollution From Power Plants
Generation of electricity is the second largest source of carbon dioxide and other planet-warming gases in the United States.
nytimes.com/2026/09/13/clima…
