I don’t believe social media is the best version of anyone.
From now on, if you want to find me you’ll have to send me a postcard.
Why can’t you all treat me like the Independence treats the Amerigo Vespucci? I’m a beautiful ship, damnit!
TFW all your dress shoes got tossed over the pandemic and now you just hope half the people show up in pyjamas.
Whenever I catch my mom working on one of her* paintings, I like to sneak in a few brush strokes when she’s not looking.
The much-belated realisation that my grade nine girlfriend’s house smelled like salami. Being noseblind is no joke.
Finally finished The Walking Dead and it felt like they really picked to up for the last season. I also like the prospect of these spin-offs as “this story got too big to tell in one series” rather than the standard cash-grab.
The Dread Pirate Roberts ☠️ retweeted
Something is fishy in New Brunswick, and the government is lying about it. canadaland.com/new-brunswick…
I’m gonna start a new religion based on the teachings of Adventure Time.
I don’t care if it’s problematic. It’s a religion.
Gonna sign up for therapy, because if the world is going to collapse around me I want to at least feel okay about it.
Just saw a commercial with Tony Hawk selling joint pain medication and I fear I have lived too long.