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Alexander the Average

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Joined February 2017
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Using a repeat ball and calling my ex.
𝒦𝑒𝓃𝒹𝒢𝓁𝓁 ⋆ ☽ ⋆ (@pokibelle) profile picture𝒦𝑒𝓃𝒹𝒢𝓁𝓁 ⋆ ☽ ⋆@pokibelle3 Nov 2024
Engaged to my best friend with a dream come true proposal πŸ’•βœ¨πŸ’
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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HELLEBUYCK GIVES THE PUCK AWAY AND THE BLUES SCORE THEIR 3RD STRAIGHT TO TIE IT 😱😡
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Well that was less dramatic πŸ˜† @Wawanesa | #GoJetsGo
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What a fucking dive by the Tendie here.
Gino Hard (@GinoHard_) profile pictureGino Hard
@GinoHard_Nov 5
Martin Pospisil ran into Joey Daccord behind the net, and Brandon Montour did NOT take kindly to it 😳
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VIGGGGOOOOOO Congrats on the first point kid, its the start of whats gonna be an amazing career.
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The John Deere plants closing has been known for months you fucking moron. Also crazy how the shooting is Sands fault but I doubt you blame Republicans for our Cancer water, poor education or any other fucking problem here. Get fucked chucklenuts
Hawkeye Enjoyer 🐀 (@HawkGuyEnjoyer) profile pictureHawkeye Enjoyer 🐀
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Under Rob Sand Day 1: John Deere closes 2 plants in Iowa Day 2: Shooting at a government building Thank you dumbass liberals who fell victim to obvious propaganda they saw on tv. Now Iowa is going to be the new Nigeria with a transgender leader
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Rob Sand takes office as Iowa governor in January 2027. John Deere announced plans to shift production and close two plants in 2028 and 2029 due to changes in customer demand and an agricultural downturn. iowapublicradio.org/political-news… iowacapitaldispatch.com/2026/11/04/joh… dtnpf.com/agriculture/we…
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I always love how theres a subset of people that just absolutely NEED to find a way to act like feeding children has a downside
Commander-In-Cheat (@CommandrInCheat) profile pictureCommander-In-Cheat@CommandrInCheat11h
Replying to @rowlands_laws
I would prefer to let parents feed their own kids & help the kids who actually need help....AND fire 2 unnecessary administrators.
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Kevin Gaughen πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ (@gaughen) profile picture
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@gaughenNov 5
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Yall always bitch about this but never offer a solution Why should 500 people spread out over 100 miles have more voting power than 55,000 people just because those 55k are in a 20 mile radius? Why should Clare have a bigger say than Detroit?
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@mike1zr2Nov 4
Michigan's election results map has looked like this for as long as I can remember. It will forever piss me off that so few metro areas seal the results of an entire state.
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risa@rriiiiissaNov 4
blue iowa is so beautiful
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Gonna run for office here in Iowa next cycle Vote for me and the Beat Sam Altman with Hammers Party
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So, how do we celebrate tonight?
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Iowa has been ran by the GOP for the last 30 some years. Any problems you have with the state were caused by Republicans Stfu and understand if Repubs actually tried to improve this state theyd still have jobs
πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Kelli -Liberalism is a mental illness πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ (@Kecojazo) profile pictureπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Kelli -Liberalism is a mental illness πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
@KecojazoNov 4
Thank GOD Iowa has a Republican controlled legislature that will largely reign in Rob Sands most radical bullshit. Iowa used to be such a normal, safe place. Now its a socialist shithole.
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Youre laughing? Brady Tkachuck has stress eaten 18 packs of crayons and you're LAUGHING?
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@NHLJetsNov 4
SAMBERG FOR THE WIN SHOOTS SCOOOOOOORES @UtilityVoice @MitchellClinton
Peter James (@pjames) profile picturePeter James@pjamesNov 4
Replying to @NHLJets @MitchellClinton
Can we please get @UtilityVoice calls of the comeback goals!
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Hey DUMBASS Iowa has been a cancer filled state for thr last decade and guess whos been running the state for the last decade?
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@RollClones07Nov 4
With Rob Sand being elected the next governor of Iowa, I’ve decided to move out of the state after graduation. I will not raise my kids in a cancer-filled state, and send them to a bottom-half education system.
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Goodbye Ashley Hinson @hinsonashley you were terrible for our state.
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Does anyone have the audio for the Jets announcers calling the game winner?
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lyd@i4clarkNov 4
this is my governor
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Worst of luck in whatever state you try to run in next jackass!
Zach Lahn (@ZachLahn) profile pictureZach Lahn
@ZachLahnNov 4
Thank you to all who believed in the Iowa First mission. It’s been a true honor to fight alongside you. America First is the only way forward. It’s time to build.
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Republicans got belt to ass here in Iowa Lost a senate seat Lost the Governorship Lost 3 of 4 House seats
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