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My mother is sadly getting on in years. My brother and I are all she has left. I've made a fake adoption certificate for my brother, made it look old and everything, and hidden it in her attic. And now we wait.
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My sister does a cute thing where she gets a t-shirt with the year her kids are due to leave school and takes a photo of them in it each year as they grow into it. I noticed today that she's worked the year out wrong for middle child. Haven't told her, don't know how to
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This is the longest running camera bump design we’ve ever had… I think it’s time Apple change it up
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And there it is. The dongle we have all been waiting for. $29 for a Lightning to USB-C adapter. Never change, Apple. Never change.
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It's absolutely hilarious how such tiny changes to a few angles and measurements can make the final product look so, so, so much worse.
This country is broken.
Migrants dying in the Channel
People dying on NHS waiting lists
People being admitted to hospital with malnutrition
Millions of kids going hungry
Don't worry Tories have sorted out toilets
#ToriesOut402 #SunakOut292 #GeneralElectionNow #Sunackered
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A message to the future from Bertrand Russell, a philosopher born in 1872, filmed in 1970 – at Hubbard, OH
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This interview actually took place in April 1959, though Russell did die in 1970. openculture.com/2012/08/face_t…
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If you don’t click these bad boys a couple of times before using them, I can’t trust you.
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Whenever I am with students I want to say, and often do say: The statistics tell us you are experiencing extraordinary levels of anxiety, depression, and loneliness. That is not because you are unhealthy people in a normal world. You are normal people in an unhealthy world.
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Since I have already ruffled feathers today one more scorching hot take:
The Batman was boring as hell and why was everyone whispering the entire movie?
It felt like it was shot in a way to only impress hipsters.
We fail as a society when we:
a. Yell “Run Forrest Run” at anyone who happens to be running.
b. Hear someone say “It’s getting hot in here” and follow it by singing Nelly.
c. Be Racist.
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I ordered a massive $30 stack of pancakes at the airport then realised my plane was boarding so I had to leave without eating my pancakes now there is an uneaten plate of pancakes at Perth airport if you want them and I am hungry. – at Perth, Western Australia
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Alright, I'll be giving away this $10,000 Gucci XBox to a follower who retweets this in the next 24 hours. I'll ship it anywhere on earth. Good luck.
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