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@AlexTheAlkyOct 27

Plot Twist: The sex was bad because I was the one that just laid there.

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@AlexTheAlkyOct 31

No alarm tomorrow 😌

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@AlexTheAlkyOct 31

All the captions on my dick pics have been "Happy Halloweenie"

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@AlexTheAlkyOct 30

This THUNDER in #Tucson right now is LOVELY #Az

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@AlexTheAlkyOct 30

I love getting woken up by thunder.

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@AlexTheAlkyOct 29

Just a friendly reminder to check your wall for Bees.

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@AlexTheAlkyOct 28

PSA: DON'T buy WHITE Hyundais. #az #tucson #autopaint

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@AlexTheAlkyOct 28

I hope your glass dildo breaks while you're using it.

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@AlexTheAlkyOct 28

Single and alone, but I Like rated R romantic comedies 👍 #nowwatching

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@AlexTheAlkyOct 28

That was a cute movie. 3 out of 5⭐️

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@AlexTheAlkyOct 28

Seriously, I haven't seen a single freakin animal yet.

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@AlexTheAlkyOct 28

It does make Australia look NOT SCARY though

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@AlexTheAlkyOct 28

What a very tiny misunderstanding these 2 have in the beginning. I already know they're gonna be together, but just a Itty bitty bit of communication could've cleared this all up.

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@AlexTheAlkyOct 28

Had one of those work days where it feels SO GOOD to be home.

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@AlexTheAlkyOct 27

Eh, I'll finish this one tomorrow. It's almost 5 o clock #Tucson #AZ #Autopaint

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Married Juana@kratosfrostbiteOct 21

Remember kids, if you're losing in a fight, go for the balls and don't hold back

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@AlexTheAlkyOct 27

PSA: Lays potato chips are not good for scooping up Ceviche with.

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@AlexTheAlkyOct 26

I made a Car that runs on getting shot, so you can't shoot me or I'll never buy gas again.

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@AlexTheAlkyOct 26

Something sad about eating ramen while watching Gordon Ramsay tutorials.

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