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Alex 🦒

@AlexWJSimpson

Nice, different, unusual ✨

 London, England
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Joined May 2010
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mamma’s boy x
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Ojos color sol
@ojoscol0rsol16h
Cuando entro a un lugar y veo que hay que saludar a más de cuatro personas
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THEY WERE A WEEK APART. also imagine giving your best performance before you release your best work?? wild x
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this is the greatest performance of all time
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yet again comedy gold
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 25
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan: “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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I need Caleb Hearon in the Glee reboot
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david@sweetbanistersOct 12
the person who invented spanish when they revealed how to say yes in said language
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c@cfree94Oct 8
even a broken twink clocks a gag twice a day
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Gaga when she decided to come up with the sound and concept of Abracadabra
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arman@SURVlVALHORROROct 1
which game console took the world by storm in 2006?
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@jensenoutsoldOct 1
People attending a pink concert
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jack@jackhw_Aug 29
when someone offers me M&Ms but i clock their oval shape
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idk it just really bothers me that 7+7=14??
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there’s a pandemic of gays losing their lil tum in favour of abs and honestly we need a vaccine STAT
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being a local queen in your 30’s
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•ᴗ-@evadentzAug 12
me facing away from the eclipse with a colander while everyone else makes magical memories with the glasses
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@juumelo_Jul 31
drinking beer isn’t bad for me because my body is a machine that converts alcohol into love & kindness
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this is going to be abysmal and I cannot wait x
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@plusmusicxJul 28
🚨RUMOR! Além do remix para “Get Me Bodied”, Beyoncé e Lady Gaga lançarão um videoclipe para a faixa diretamente do VMA desse ano. A fonte ainda revela que Gaga fará um rap na música estilo “Video Phone”.
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greg@gurregggJun 25
Being a faggot was probably one of the best things to happen to me
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Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description
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Showing the security guard what they are going to be missing out on if they don't let me in the club
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head fucking EMPTY she was sending morse codes to be SAVED
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@adracabadraJun 11
Timeline talking about football
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