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Alex Ranton retweeted
Chili's is a great place to walk up to another dude and ask if he is a male-prostitute too.
#MalesNeedTo know their own self worth & pay no attention to any Whoaman who refuses to value & appreciate her existence.
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Here's that pretty amazing memorial segment from the opening ceremony NBC doesn't want you to know about deadsp.in/OsLREi
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I enjoy Breaking Bad even more when I pretend that the entire series is just a prequel to Malcolm in the Middle.
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After a short break to catch our breath, my south mouth started salivating again and needed feeding
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If someone tells you to “listen to your body,” it’s important to immediately fart audibly, even if you have to force it & shit your pants.
Alex Ranton retweeted
Nigga you said you could see Russia from your backyard. RT @SarahPalinUSA: Obama lied to the American people. Again.
"destiny, is it just a excuse to wait for things to happen instead of them happen" #fbstatuswinner
Alex Ranton retweeted
Every night I think I will want pancakes for breakfast the next day then every morning BAM NO INTEREST