In a moment of September back-to-school madness I've signed up for the London marathon. I'll be attempting to keep pace with my father @anshampton, who has multiple marathons under his belt vs. my 0. If you can, please consider donating to @ProstateUK: tinyurl.com/4x2ys46w

I will happy return the 100% refund on my ticket for today to the ECB if Stokes calls @jimmy9 back up to overtake Warne. How do I contact @benstokes38 to sort this out?

Lost in the hubbub of the Euros on Wed is the fact that the last of my remaining teenage sporting heroes (now @andy_murray has quietly bowed out over the weekend) steps onto the pitch for the last time. Taking small comfort in the prospect of some excellent sports montages...

45 seconds per answer in this debate is just not enough to get a reasoned answer out…

We're all the better for having wonderful colleagues to bounce ideas off, and @hrmcampbell is no exception. Very happy he is joining us today:- qeb.co.uk/barristers/harry-c…

If you’re preparing for pupillage interviews this year do come along - if only to watch me back in the hot seat after 5 years and being reminded myself that interviews can be daunting! – at Kensington, London

This is extraordinary. – at Islington, London

I joked with @JoeRainer_ about how glad I was the Supreme Court waited until just after I landed from holiday to hand this down. I’ve now barely managed to acclimatise before @michael_allum has published a (comprehensive) summary doing my homework for me! – at Liverpool, England

About to embark on my annual battle through the shops after missing the present ordering deadline. Some Amazon packages snuck under the wire ordered directly to my parent’s home. My mother: – at Kensington, London

Spending my Saturday being reminded that there is a very real reason I avoided career choices involving hands-on skills. I’ll see everyone after I’ve emerged from this pile of wood in the New Year. – at London, England

You’ll hopefully walk away with answers to those queries, but you’ll definitely walk away with a QEB umbrella (seriously, please take one, I don’t want to carry any full boxes back…) – at Islington, London

My 2023 resolution “out of office = (mostly) no access to internet” has once again delivered. 4,100m of altitude does wonders clearing the cobwebs… – at Bhutan

England being the only northern hemisphere team left in the tournament is the only evidence you need that the #RWC2023 draw is a shambles. – at London, England

After watching probably the best half of rugby I’ve ever seen played by France / SA I’m going to give this a resounding no. – at Kensington, London

This news just caused me to drop everything and panic-buy an unseemly number of their pasta bowls (unrivalled depth, prone to breakage by housemates).

I reckon England have played approximately 2.5 truly bad days of cricket this test series and I have been present for 1.5 days of them. Officially retiring from the ballot for 2027. – at Brent, London

This account has brought me so much pure, silly joy over the years. As has @StuartBroad8. His retirement leaves just one of my childhood team still playing and me weirdly emotional… – at Kensington, London