Alex Alexandrou

Redownloaded this dumpster fire of an app just to post this about its shit heel of an owner @elonmusk.

85% of @curiositiespod is describing one thing as a human and then revealing it was an animal all along "George was the best skydiver of all time with 100 jumps he outshone all his peers and after those jumps he liked to snack on his favourite food haye because George was a horse

Only just watched the @TheApprenticeAU with @realrossnoble and all I can say is the energy that came across was the same as when I met him at 14 and he told us he was off his tits on ice-cream and on his way to meet the prime minister at 10 Downing Street.

#SteveHarvey loves #Halloween

Boring Girl is upset that people she doesn't know and has no pre-existing relationship with are living their lives they want to and not how she sees as appropriate. Come on @thisisinsider this is ridiculous. insider.com/nyu-student-hate… via @thisisinsider

.@nikestore can someone get back to me about your unhelpful customer service ? Been trying to sort out a pair of faulty trainers all morning and now one seems to know how to help. Mental.

.@joelycett we just watch your special. Fucking bloody cunting genius!!

If you haven't listened to the new podcast Where There is A Will There's A Wake by @KathyBurke then what have you actually been doing ? That goes double for all us old Anna Schers lot!

I do like the fact that Americans seems to be finally comming around to the same view point the rest of the world has about them. "You mean we are not number one?" "No young one, in terms of culture and meaningful contributions to this world's you're not even in the top 10"

Hey @MrBeast can I like have £81,866.54 ? Thanks. Mucho love. Speak soon. Xxx

There are not many things more annoying than the way an American says the word "curry".

What a weird side to choose in light of it all @danwootton then again you did once use your article in a national newspaper to take the piss out if me and my brother for trying to raise funding to make an independent short film so you can't be the most mentally stable of people.

Hey @uber @thamesclippers well done for sailing past 10 people waiting at Greenland Docks.

Speaking as someone who is currently rewatching 30 rock for the 5th time these are 100% still streaming on @primevideouk someone better tell Tina Fey. vulture.com/2020/06/30-rock-…

I've said it before and I'll say it again the researchers on @nosuchthing and @curiositiespod must use the same sources. Never heard about Julia Childs and her shark repellant beginnings and now listened to two podcasts detailing them.

Just need to thank @SethMacFarlane for getting me back into sci-fi. I known I'm late to Orville but its bloody great.