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lexi maggi

@AlexisMaggi
Joined December 2011
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Zoo krueger@ZookruegerOct 11
I JUST HOPE THE PRAISE IS AS LOUD AS THE DISRESPECT WAS.
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Jets are back baby
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a@artpopaustinSep 8
so how do you apply to be a tree or whatever the fuck
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@CyrusPRESSSep 8
🚨MILEY. SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW. ANNOUNCEMENT SOON.
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so I’m watching SpongeBob as an adult I’m realizing Patrick was never his friend..
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Cons
@CaptainConsApr 19
In the last week I’ve gone from Heat on Heat off Heat off windows open A/C on A/C off windows open Windows closed Windows closed heat on
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K
@iiamkrshnMar 28
When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we’re playing.
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Justin Penik
@JustinPenikMar 25
Excited for the Yankees to have a stretch where they look unstoppable, then struggle heavily during the summer. Then have one good round of the postseason and then look abysmal in another and then the season will end. Every year. Same story. Baseball!
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carmen@gldnh0urMar 19
trying to work my job while monitoring tmz updates about taylor frankie paul
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I don’t care if Alysa Liu is woke. I don’t care if the Tkachuk brothers are MAGA. It’s the Olympics. Celebrating incredible American athletes is a joy and a privilege. If you can’t find a way to do that as an American, it’s your loss.
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IT’S WILD THAT THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO SAVE SOMETHING AS A PDF IS TO LIE TO YOUR COMPUTER THAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO PRINT IT 😭😭😭
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meredith
@noyeahobviouslyFeb 4
Imagine finding out your man runs like this
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@DschlopesIsBackFeb 4
Dave Portnoy might be the worst athlete I’ve ever seen in my life 😂
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I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early. I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early. I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early. I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early.
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i wish we had confessionals at work, i would eat them mfs up 😭😂.
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Vivian@suchnerve15 Dec 2025
Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over
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There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the cancelled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?
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zach@zachbreechen22 Oct 2025
trying not to throw up in the uber
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cole@juul_survivor25 Sep 2025
Shattered a glass and I just don't want to deal with it right now so I put up a traffic cone in case I forget tomorrow
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Cody Bellinger: "I think what people don't realize is Altuve stole an MVP from Judge in 2017. Everyone knows they stole the ring from us….I don't know what human hits a walk-off home run against Aroldis Chapman to send your team to the World Series, and, one, has the thought to say, ‘don't rip my jersey off,' but, two, go into the tunnel, change your shirt, and then come out and do your interview. That makes no sense to me.” The Belli/Judge Revenge Tour starts now.
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