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Coffee please, and a shot of cynicism ☕️

Heidelberg, Germany
Joined September 2009
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It's not that loud noises are NORMAL in Europe, it's just that loud noises are never a gun
It’s interesting how everyone doesn’t react at all after hearing the gunshots because loud noise is normal to hear in Europe but if this was in the United States everyone would have reacted differently the second they heard it
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We were assigned entire books to read and we read them. We were assigned 20-page essays to write and we wrote them. Nobody thought these were impossible tasks.
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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the literal insanity of the dark lord having an arch nemesis that is this tiny cloaked child
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Amazingly, my new album has already been voted ALBUM OF THE YEAR! * Buy it now on iTunes, CD or vinyl to help propel this amazing cultural gem to No.1 this week. JamesBlunt.lnk.to/AirplaneMo… *By my mother.
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desperate housewives tá hitando no twitter esse é o meu momento de dizer que a bree edie e gabrielle carregam a série nas costas
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Taylor Swift wrote evermore with a knife not a pen
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James Blunt nearly made people miss their flights with a surprise performance.
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tüm kedilere var oldukları için teşekkür ederim
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aspettando solo che mediaset mandi in onda questo film
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THEY'RE EVERYTHINGGG
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then why did you write willing and able?
Seeing you guys happy makes me happy
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When the last several Harry Potter books were released, we had midnight book launches attended by millions. Children, in some cases very young, finished these 700 & 800 page books in a single day. And now people are telling me I made it up, that this couldn’t ever have happened.
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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adesso inizia a cantare non sono una signora
north west at the yeezy runway show
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Absolutely in LOVE with this 💿 AIRPLANE MODE — @JamesBlunt James, you’re amazing and I get completely lost in your music. It's such a privilege to listen to where your spirit takes you — to discover your innermost thoughts and desires… Your art is a reflection of yourself ❤️
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insanlar böyle noel filmleri yapmayı neden bıraktı
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Airplane Mode is out now. Thanks to everyone who pre-ordered. You can all listen now. JamesBlunt.lnk.to/AirplaneMo…
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This was CINEMA
The Supermarket episode of #DesperateHousewives aired 20 years ago Today on ABC with 22.65 Million Viewers LIVE! 🍎
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Oggi grande giorno, nuovo album di @JamesBlunt e passa la paura ✈️💙
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Prophetic.
The world is never going to be the same after November 5th.
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