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Alexis Arcade

@Alexis_Arcade

A head full of steam and a mouth full of words.

 United States
Joined October 2015
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How do these women on cooking shows not wear their hair up?! Ladies! I can’t not wear it up in general let alone sweating cooking lol
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trash jones@jzuxNov 10
the concept of “relaxing with your thoughts” is so funny to me. my thoughts are waving a loaded gun around
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Why is it so fucking impossible to reach customer service for anything anymore?! About to lose my damn mind.
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Remember to set your clocks back tonight from standard depression to seasonal depression.
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Grace Jarvis@gracejarvisohnoOct 30
chicken wings a real mindfulness meal because you can’t look at your phone or read your book, you just have to concentrate on the wings
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Why does laundry never end 🥹
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.@FavzsnOct 30
One of my favorite human traits is when someone sees the moon and immediately feels the need to tell someone else to go look at it.
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Just spent a half alone in an apple orchard picking apples for caramel apples tomorrow and it was so magical and peaceful, then got apple cider donuts on the way out. I love fall.
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Maybe your baby is crying because he wants a Crunchwrap Supreme.
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Why you do this, @SamsClub? Stare a second…
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made me smile@mademe__smileOct 21
An elephant that happily cooperates when getting a bath.
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we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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Five streaming services AND NOT A SINGLE FUCKING FOOTBALL GAME. Got rid of cable just to pay for cable. We’re all not mad enough.
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Do you remember when you joined TWITTER? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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How I look in the group photo that everyone votes to post
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I really hate this era of the internet we’re in where people read a headline and take it as gospel. Sometimes even the damn article clears up the clickbait headline! There’s a serious lack of comprehension skills in general anymore and I’m tired. I’m so tired.
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