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Alvokzzz

@Alezrobert

quiero ser como el medic de TF2 😼✌️

Joined April 2022
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Having a dick size crisis where i wonder if my dick is big enough
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Meanwhile women on this app
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navya नव्या (@navya17012001) profile picturenavya नव्या
@navya1701200113h
Men are so depressed on this app
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You gon be in prison while she free doing dicks
Neph🦂 (@malstackss) profile pictureNeph🦂@malstackssNov 3
I will really kill you over my bitch
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This is, like, the most famous still in all the prequels
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Order of Anakin (@AlertDangus) profile pictureOrder of Anakin@AlertDangusNov 2
Replying to @jkimballcook
Show me one frame for film where Anakin kills a child. I'll wait.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Revenge of the Sith film shows Anakin confronting younglings and igniting his lightsaber as they react in fear; dialogue and security hologram confirm he killed them. youtube.com/watch?v=lBbQg8… starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Unidentif… en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Star_Wars…
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Genuinely WHO is this guys source man 😭😭😭
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Tim Pool (@Timcast) profile pictureTim Pool
@Timcast22h
Sources in DC tell me Paxton is cooked Talarico is taking Texas.
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Esto me recordó a aquella vuelta que el dia antes del estreno de No Way Home me siguio en letterboxd una cuenta que se llamaba "MuereLaTiaMay". Hay que reconocer el compromiso con querer romper las bolas.
allu 𝜗𝜚 (@1allulu) profile pictureallu 𝜗𝜚@1alluluNov 3
la cuenta que te empieza a seguir dsp de que le dijiste a todos que es buen tipo y te ama
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L a i n e r@LA1N3R8h
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Dopier@dopierR1Nov 3
Lo único que determina si eres “femcel” es lo que está marcado en rojo, el resto son estereotipos que poco o nada tienen que ver con ello (y ni siquiera lo tiene marcado btw)
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charlotte🐠 (@burntfishie) profile picturecharlotte🐠@burntfishie9 Mar 2024
is it over for me oomfies
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ant@persistantzNov 3
pass the controller if you aren't going to play you coward
cyaniked (@dycy__) profile picturecyaniked@dycy__Nov 3
im not accepting this bro
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Project Liberal (@ProjectLiberal) profile pictureProject Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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.@mvdzczNov 3
UN CUBANO!!! UN CUBANO SE QUIERE BURLAR DE MIGRAR JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
NazCap 🇨🇺🇪🇸 (@nazcapalt) profile pictureNazCap 🇨🇺🇪🇸@nazcapaltNov 1
Meximutt Inventa un nuevo Método para Saltar el Muro!
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Tony@soprabordNov 3
"me tuvieron que frenar entre 3"
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Luca (@LuCarp1901) profile pictureLuca@LuCarp1901Nov 3
Replying to @baggioyvodka
El sábado en el baile había uno disfrazado de Hitler y me tuvieron q frenar entre 3 amigos xq le fui al humo para arrancarle la cabeza
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Uno cosecha lo que siembra.
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Sasha Ferro (@sashaferro) profile pictureSasha Ferro
@sashaferroNov 3
Los hombres tienen que empezar a hacer algo. Hablen con sus amigos, sus padres, sus hijos, con otros hombres de su entorno. Cuestionen y dejen de normalizar la violencia. No es casualidad que tantos ataques de odio vengan de hombres heterosexuales. El cambio también tiene que empezar por ustedes.
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peter soy yo
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