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Alfred TesticleTesticle

@Alfredtesticle

Anglo Saxon English.

Joined November 2024
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If you are a split arse and your bedroom looks like this I’m marrying you and sticking a bun in the oven immediately (with consent of course)
Real Ass Wigger (@RAWigger) profile pictureReal Ass Wigger
@RAWigger18h
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Was working in a relatively normal house earlier. Walked into the bedroom where the boiler was. Massive, almost full bucket of vomit on the floor. PTSD.
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We don’t deserve dogs.
Rich (@kernow_outlaw) profile pictureRich@kernow_outlawOct 26
The government will tell you that “our history wasn’t black labs and pubs in the countryside” I prove them wrong with “Nigger”, black labs called Nigger have done more for this country than other races we call that. Calling blacks “Nigger” is offensive to our black labs.
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Being a heating engineer this time of year is like having a licence to print money
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Digestives are jewish. Custard creams or pink wafers. Anything else is propaganda.
ezra (´,,•ω•,,)♡ ACAB🔻 (@swagoloog) profile pictureezra (´,,•ω•,,)♡ ACAB🔻@swagoloogOct 24
British people will look you dead in the eyes and ask if u want a digestive biscuit
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We should have a nationalist Christmas do.
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In all seriousness what do I need to do to find a racist wife?
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I prefer to quote a 14 year old king Baldwin IV with “do we have terms.”
Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) profile pictureFesshole🧻
@fessholeOct 24
A few years back, my lawyer wrote a scathing letter to my ex employer on my behalf warning them that I will take action for something they did wrong. My lawyer signed the letter "I trust we have an understanding". Since then I've been using that to sign passive-aggressive emails.
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I was quite proud of this one
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Inject this into my veins
Restore Britain (@RestoreBritain) profile pictureRestore Britain
@RestoreBritainOct 23
🚨Child rapists will be put to DEATH under Restore Britain.
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Core memory of bam Margera
CTFB | ENVTuber  (@CTFBTheBoi) profile pictureCTFB | ENVTuber @CTFBTheBoiOct 23
That opening riff has to be top 10 most iconic riffs of all time.
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Weather is shite. On a more positive note im white.
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Replying to @lancsHQ @JournoMaddie
@lancsHQ @JournoMaddie
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If i get dug up in 3000 years the museumshave my full blessing to put me in a glass box. Dicks gotta be out though.
GB News (@GBNEWS) profile pictureGB News
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Scottish museum removes mummies from display as it lacks ‘informed consent from the deceased’ gbnews.com/news/woke-madness…
Scottish museum removes mummies from display as it lacks ‘informed consent from the deceased’

Scottish museum removes mummies from display as it lacks ‘informed consent from the deceased’

Tory MSP Murdo Fraser slammed the museum's decision as 'woke madness at its most ridiculous'

gbnews.com
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Forget notifications for replies and DMs. @elonmusk i want to know when @IanPoolton7 is online.
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The last thing your 86 year old granny sees before her drive gets tarmaced without her consent and her pension pot gets raped to 0
Jack Roworth (@RoworthJack) profile pictureJack Roworth@RoworthJackOct 18
Great to see some of my pals in Lincoln last night for the boxing, although it was a really poor fight! Off to church now.
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@FireNewzOct 9
Guess who else thought they could vote their way out? Russian Christians in 1917. 60,000,000 massacred.
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Had a shite day, any one want chinning?
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