Actor • Joke Merchant • VO Repped by @Voicebankie + @Collab_Agency 💌 [email protected] 🦊

Dublin
Joined April 2012
2003: *spends €18 on ringtones* 2022: phone’s been on silent for 12 year
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New guy on The Overlap is the worst craic ever (part 2)
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Met a lady outside RTÉ trying to get in to do her shopping in the Lidl on the Fair City set this evening. It’s listed on Google Maps. I gave her directions to Tesco.
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please god #joeduffy is the new pope
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don’t forget to leave out a pint and a smoke for saint patrick tonight ☘️
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bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine
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Going forward into 2025, we all have to familiarise ourselves with AI. Illustration by @mmrogercomics
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I like how "not my circus, not my monkeys" softly implies that you DO have a circus—perhaps even complete with monkeys—but this isn't it
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saw this guy and said Ew ew ew ew ew ew ugly and then felt so bad i cried and bought him
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celine was really spittin when she said “there were nights when the wind was so cold.” cause like. there are
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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train
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Ali Fox retweeted
close enough, welcome back Jesus Christ
Kurt Cobain’s daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, and Tony Hawk’s son, Riley Hawk, announce they have welcomed their first child together. A boy named Ronin Walker Cobain Hawk.
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Happy Birthday to local messer + Carrigstown icon @georgeymac ✨🎉
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Getting kicked off instagram has actually properly set back my income lol. My friend tried to make me a new Instagram page and no dice. It's so strange linktr.ee/alisonspittle
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#FairCity is now celebrating its 35th anniversary! Thrilled to work with such an elite cast + crew. Tune in this week on @RTEOne and @RTEplayer💪
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noooo babe I love your hairline the full ones scare me.
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Trump’s campaign team:
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My brain after eleven pints:
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