Alien Rio

I rode into McDonald's on Jayce's shoulder and everyone squealed because I'm basically a celebrity. When he told them the Happy Meal was for me they got even more excited. I got the orange bucket with the evil lion on it. Then when we got back, I see they gave me an EXTRA NUGGET!

...and then we'll go get ice cream, and THEN we'll go to the zoo, and THENNN we'll go on a hot air balloon ride, AND THEN—

I have an important mission today.

Viktor's been dragging that big ass blanket pretty much everywhere again. I'm kind of jealous. It's been getting chilly out. Where's MY big ass blanket??

They're going out without me! Why can't I go on the coffee date too?

Rio: Why did you cut holes in the front? The candy will leak out. Blitz: It's a face! Rio: Pretty sure faces don't have eyes like that. Blitz: One eye is for Father and one eye is for Papa! It's made from both of them, just like me!

This baby is gonna hold so much candy!

Google, can cats get married? Do Earth cats have weddings? Google search do cats wear weddings rings? Google, if you are a cat and you marry another cat, do you get to live together? Cat wedding dresses. Cat tuxedos. Cat wedding venues.

I just learned how long Earth housecats live and I am not ok.

They sure are taking their time getting up this morning.

Blitz: Where did they go? Rio: To Viktor's room, which I guess is their room now. Blitz: Oh, I had just begun preparing dinner... Rio: Don't worry. I'll eat their portions. Cheer up. Look, they got you this thing today. Blitz: 😲 Oh! It is pleasant to squish...