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Lawyer. Wolverine. Nasty Woman. I’m here for law/parenting/Michigan Twitter.

New Jersey, USA
Joined October 2011
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steve kornacki tonight…
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a haunted house but it’s just the left lane of the parkway behind pa plates
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Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Nice win @umichfootball. Everyone else get the FUCK back in the library. NOW.
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W.
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This is the entirety of an email I just got from a lawyer. 10/10 no notes.
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〽️ #GoBlue
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The Michigan band is planning to play the Imperial Death March (Darth Vader's theme) when the Michigan Wolverines are on defense tomorrow vs. Arkansas State. The gesture is in honor of James Earl Jones.
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RIP James Earl Jones 🙏
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A Michigan icon. Rest in peace, James Earl Jones.
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James Earl Jones on the Michigan Campus in Ann Arbor in 1955. RIP.
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You are allowed to blast the football intro video at full volume from any floor tonight 🙏
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Kari, My uncle wrote that song. I assure you, he wasn’t thinking about Trump Tower, which didn’t even exist at the time. Also, he supports @RubenGallego.
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Stephen Nedoroscik as functions y=|x|
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[Aaron Burr voice]: Okay so we’re doing this.
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United States v. Rahimi (2024)
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It's funny when people talk about letting kids be bored as if children will quietly be bored elsewhere and not entirely screaming about it on your face
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Number of the day.
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EVERY THREE DAY WEEKEND IS A NIGHTMARE FOR DIVORCE ATTORNEYS. Sir, I’m just trying to enjoy my pina colada I don’t know why your ex didn’t show up at the Walmart parking lot at the designated pick up time.
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