Harper Westbrooke retweeted
Want to hear all about my night hanging with my incredibly beautiful and sexy friend @AllOverHarper
It got very naughty
Only at my 🌶️ place
#threesome #milf
No one spoils me like she does 😭 her mind body and soul is gift enough and then she does this type of shiiii 😩❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ nitter.gq/tokatiewilliams/status…
If you’re going to be clumsy, you better have good reflexes
Have I mentioned I have cat like reflexes?
I’m about to go on a hunger strike because I’ve bit my lip in the same spot three times in one day 😩
The reason I get heated when people don’t pick up their dog poop:
1. WTF did you think was going to happen when you got a dog in the city?
2. I gag every single time I pick up my dog’s poops - which I have picked up thousands over the years
No sympathy - only judgement
There is no greater pain than one of your dogs being extremely cuddly, but your other dog, not being cuddly, but being jealous of the fact, you’re cuddling the cuddly dog😩
I know I just said the same word multiple times, but I think my point gets across😭
I knooooww I’m sorry 😣. I’m hard to get a hold of for new clients. I’m low volume - high quality. I promise I will get back to all my requests once I am accepting new clients - likely in the few weeks xoxo
Do not bother sending me TikTok’s. I am flattered that something reminds you of me, but I am not going to open them. I don’t have the app and I don’t want to 🫠
Sincerely, someone who gets sent ~40 TikToks a day
You really don’t need to be putting all of these expensive products on your face.
I use cocoa butter and sunscreen every morning and then I put cocoa butter on again before bed and I still get IDed at 35
I have been on my hands and knees for the last 10 minutes looking for the world’s tiniest screw that is mandatory for Hanna’s muzzle 🫠
You know the date went well when he says “Send me a link for a new bag - I got you”
Yes, sir 💅
And that’s exactly why you’ll continue to be treated extra special 😌
One of my favourite texts to receive
“Do you think you would be able to catch a flight tonight if I book you it to depart in 4 hours?”
Uhm… YUP! Let me pack my carry-on real quick 😛
I’m pretty stoked that the dove that comes to my birdfeeder every day has started to realize that I’m not going to hurt it so it will stay while I am in the patio working on my plants 🥰
Thought I would add a design since I gotta keep this one short for you perverts 😏
It’s fun because you and the ghost will be making similar sounds
“Ooooooooh”👻💦
I like having my hair and makeup done when I go the the airport because I find everyone is SO NICE and SO HELPFUL to me 😂🥰






