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Joined October 2020
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People say the #NFL is scripted. You think Jerry Jones goes to a meeting every year and agrees to suck?? For 30 years??
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The #Cowboys stadium should be named after a company that has more L’s.  Lululemon Stadium.  Lots of L’s. Very little coverage.
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The #Cowboys defense is like self-checkout. Somebody is sorta watching, but if you’re motivated, you can take whatever you want.
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Pick 6. My best #NFL #jokes of the week. #costaki
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Jay-Z is performing at the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Interesting, because he’s in charge of booking the Super Bowl Halftime Show. That’s a hell of an audition. “I got 99 problems, but booking the Super Bowl ain’t 1.”
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Usually to score without even making a pass you gotta be George Clooney. #Bucs
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#Colts lost 42-7. They should put a good luck symbol on their helmet. Maybe a four-leaf clover? Rabbit’s foot?
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#Cowboys lose so much that when they win it’s now called a “reverse Cowboy.”
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CONGRATS to the #DetroitLions on the Win and a game well played today. CHEERS to all my ‘72 undefeated teammates and #MiamiDolphin fans on our now 54 year record! Cheers! 🍾🥃🚬🐬
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If the #Falcons keep winning in the throwbacks, they’re going back to leather helmets and segregation.
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See ya soon MICHIGAN. 🎤😎✌🏼
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Pick 6. Wrapping up Week 7 in the #NFL #Costaki
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The #Eagles have so many injuries, when they run out of the tunnel it looks like the first scene of Saving Private Ryan.
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