People say the #NFL is scripted. You think Jerry Jones goes to a meeting every year and agrees to suck?? For 30 years??
The #Cowboys stadium should be named after a company that has more L’s.
Lululemon Stadium.
Lots of L’s. Very little coverage.
The #Cowboys defense is like self-checkout. Somebody is sorta watching, but if you’re motivated, you can take whatever you want.
Jay-Z is performing at the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Interesting, because he’s in charge of booking the Super Bowl Halftime Show. That’s a hell of an audition.
“I got 99 problems, but booking the Super Bowl ain’t 1.”
Usually to score without even making a pass you gotta be George Clooney. #Bucs
#Colts lost 42-7. They should put a good luck symbol on their helmet. Maybe a four-leaf clover? Rabbit’s foot?
#Cowboys lose so much that when they win it’s now called a “reverse Cowboy.”
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CONGRATS to the #DetroitLions on the Win and a game well played today.
CHEERS to all my ‘72 undefeated teammates and #MiamiDolphin fans on our now 54 year record! Cheers! 🍾🥃🚬🐬
If the #Falcons keep winning in the throwbacks, they’re going back to leather helmets and segregation.
The #Eagles have so many injuries, when they run out of the tunnel it looks like the first scene of Saving Private Ryan.



















