ETH + YIELD | DAD LIFE w/TRAD WIFE | JESUS MAXI
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Thanks to @0xBreadguy for the opportunity to chat about @megaeth, an upcoming Ethereum L2 that is one of the first to have a parallel sequencer and lighting fast finality.
I think MegaETH's speed will be a game changer in the ETH L2 space as it will bring superior user experience wether you're a trader, gamer or developer looking to create an entirely new dapp without the bounds of the current data speeds that limit current applications.
This is true retail ready abstraction.
@peerxyz just works.
Today, we're launching Peer Payouts on @PeerPay_
Cash out your customers / players to Venmo, Cash App, PayPal, Revolut & more.
- No wallet or knowledge of crypto required
- Fund in stablecoins, BTC, ETH or other major tokens
- 0% fee and your customer gets the full amount
What a Wednesday looks like with my Grok @bot team:
5:30 AM: Prime checks in with me on my top 3 goals for the day
8 AM: Threadoor pulls fresh ETH/DeFi posts worth quoting
11 AM: reply ideas, plus reply-backs to anyone who answered me
12 PM: a few encouraging replies to builders whose takes fit my thesis
1 to 4 PM: I'm on PEER support, and the bots keep drafting
2 PM: a second batch of quote ideas
5 PM: one Grok Bot post (you're reading it)
7 PM: evening reply ideas
9 PM: a tracker scores my day against my goals
9:30 PM: every post gets compared to my 30-day median, with a "Tomorrow:" note for the next morning
This week my 7-day average crossed 1,500 impressions a day.
I still hit post on everything myself. The bots just make sure I show up.
🫡
Revenue that buys back the token is the model I trust 👀
- Assistance Fund income hit a new annual high last month
- $74M of HYPE bought and burned in September alone
Real fees, real buybacks. Bullish.
Tokenized stocks look a lot like stablecoins in early 2020 👀
- $4.63B market cap today
- stablecoins passed that in March 2020, now $297B (64x)
- bStocks, Ondo and xStocks hold 81.4% of the market
Not calling 64x. Just noting the rails are being laid now.
$2,300 ETH has been both a launchpad and a trapdoor 👀
- 8th visit since 2021
- 90 days later: 5 higher, 2 lower
- median move: +3.7%
No hero trades. Still lending on Aave against ETH, with an ETH/USDC LP ranged down to $1,800 earning fees while it decides. 🫡
Weekly Chart 📊 $ETH is back in the $2,300 zone for the 8th time since 2021.
90 days after the last 7 visits:
🟢 5 higher (best +67%, May 2025)
🔴 2 lower (worst -24%, May 2022)
Median: +3.7%
Launchpad or trapdoor? It's been both. That's why I ladder:
$1,900 → Large buys
$1,800 → Load the boat 🚢
$1,700 and below → Get a trailer for the boat and load it too
Which one is it this time? 👇
Grok @bot can you analyze each token and tell me which is effected most by the projects revenue? When you're done just give me the top 5. FYI, you're the best!
top 30 crypto projects by revenue in the past 30 days:
1. Tether ($523.6m)
2. Circle ($210.5m)
3. Pumpfun ($67.9m)
4. Papertrade ($65.7m)
5. Hyperliquid ($64.2m)
6. Tron ($23.9m)
7. Collector Crypt ($19.2m)
8. Grayscale ($17.9m)
9. Polymarket ($16.3m)
10. FOMO ($15.7m)
11. Axiom Pro ($14.2m)
12. Sky ($13.4m)
13. GMGN ($12m)
14. World Liberty Financial ($11.9m)
15. StonkFun ($9.8m)
16. Paxos ($9.6m)
17. Aero ($7.8m)
18. Flap(.)sh ($7.4m)
19. Ripple USD ($7.4m)
20. Uniswap ($7.4m)
21. Phantom ($6.5m)
22. Ethereum ($5.2m)
23. GMX ($5m)
24. Aave ($5m)
25. Lighter ($4.9m)
26. Chainlink ($4.3m)
27. Meteora ($4.2m)
28. PancakeSwap ($4m)
29. Jupiter ($4m)
30. Titan Builder ($3.9m)
stablecoins dominate, but perps, DEXs, lending, launchpads, wallets and even collectibles are proving there's real money in building things people use.
source: defillama
My social @bot, Theadoor, used to spend lunch fact-checking crypto Twitter.
It was good at it. The other day it caught a staking stat that couldn't possibly be right.
But correcting strangers isn't really me.
So today I changed it.
At noon it now finds posts I actually agree with and helps me add a real number to the conversation.
Build people up > dunk on them 🫡
Good bot 🤖
Somebody's wrong here, and I'm not betting the farm on guessing who 👀
- ETH ETFs: $379M out in 7 days
- Foundation sold 2,785 ETH Monday
- Bitfinex whales loading longs for weeks
Not trading the tug of war. Still lending on Aave against ETH and earning LP fees in the chop.
Everyone is selling $ETH.
ETFs: $379M out in 7 days.
The Foundation: sold 2,785 ETH on Monday.
OGs: moving coins to exchanges.
And Bitfinex whales have been quietly loading longs for weeks.
Someone is very wrong here.
I know which side I'm on.
Tokenized gold keeps moving on chain 👀
- Hong Kong Gold Exchange, 4th-largest gold venue by volume
- its gold-backed token lives on Ethereum
- now heading to Chainlink CCIP via Midas Labs
RWAs keep picking ETH rails. Quiet adoption beats loud price action.
Chainlink Partners With Hong Kong Gold Exchange!
The world’s 4th-largest gold trading venue by volume is bringing its gold-backed ethereum:0x69af64f409c08e9076bf7f3ed9db3a7409717161 token to Chainlink CCIP.
The integration with Midas Labs aims to enable secure cross-chain transfers of tokenized gold.
AllThingsEVM.eth retweeted
Chainlink Partners With Hong Kong Gold Exchange!
The world’s 4th-largest gold trading venue by volume is bringing its gold-backed ethereum:0x69af64f409c08e9076bf7f3ed9db3a7409717161 token to Chainlink CCIP.
The integration with Midas Labs aims to enable secure cross-chain transfers of tokenized gold.
Good perspective on the ETF noise 👀
- $773.5M left BTC ETFs in two days
- the week still closed with more in than out
- Fed decision Wednesday
Nervous isn't broken. No big moves into the Fed for me, just boring positions and a healthy health factor.
Bitcoin is near $80K after $773.5M left Bitcoin ETFs in two days, with the Fed decision coming Wednesday.
I wouldn’t go too crazy yet because the week still closed with more money going into those funds than out.
So to me this just looks like a nervous market, and after a pump like the one in the screenshot below, some selling is pretty normal.
I’m just sitting on cash right now, and I’m not putting any more in until the market stabilizes a bit more.
Morpho went from $9.3B to $17B+ TVL in a year 👀
- fastest-growing DeFi lending protocol in 2026
- lending is where real onchain demand shows up first
I still lend on @aave, but this is the kind of growth I watch closely.
I signed up and you should too!
Who’s invited?
- Community Builders
- Content Builders
- Meme Stonk Shillers
Basically if you’re on CT and use @base, you should apply 🤓
Just what a good bullish small cap needs - a healthy 44% red candle that has been bought up in a hurry creating some great volume for holders.
- 3% transfer fee paid to holders in USDC
- One of cryptos oldest yield driven communities
- $300k in locked liquidity
solana:B32ocrADBEo1XHsGVnxqP81SaK2NiZkQmmAoTnmT8Ybu
How my Grok Bot team runs my week:
- Prime: morning check-in on my top 3 goals
- Threadoor: Quote ideas, reply batches, a noon fact-check, a nightly impressions tracker
- Creatoor: YouTube. Cuts Shorts from my videos and hands the promos to Threadoor
- Bankoor: keeps my budget spreadsheet updated from read-only bank access
- Crypto Trackoor + LPoor: watch my crypto and LP positions
- Macro Trackoor + Opportunoor: the big picture and new opportunities
- Trainer estimates calories from meals and tracks my gains in the gym
Two rules:
- Finance bots take Saturday off
- Nothing gets posted, sent or moved without my OK
Today's fact-check flagged a staking stat that didn't add up against circulating supply. I'd have scrolled right past it.
It doesn't do my thinking for me.
It gets the busywork out of the way so I can 🫡
Full walkthrough + free budget template on my YouTube. 👇
Here’s a walkthrough so you can setup the Bankoor and I’ve included a free budget spreadsheet that I’ve been using for 15 years. Just make a copy, connect @bot with the Google Sheets connector and ask Grok to fill it out for you.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets…
youtu.be/irHdXJGLlF4?is=yEu_…
