Stand-Up Comedy, Writer
Georgia, USA
Joined January 2017
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Tournament of Topics at the Globe Athens. 11/24/24. I made it to the semi-finals. This is round one.
Tournament of Topics at the Globe Athens. 11/24/24. I made it to the semi-finals. This is Round Two. It was a tricky one.
Proud to be the 988th 😎 on @BackerKit for Party of 4: Fortunes Found in Dungeons Deep. Thanks @ColossalKen party-of-4.backerkit.com/com…
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Not a fan of Christopher Columbus so I’m honoring Christopher Cross today. Sailing took him away too and he never thought he was in India.
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Follow and RT with #XboxAllStarBrawlsweepstakes for a chance to win one of these vibrant @NickBrawlGame Xbox Series X consoles.
Age 18+. Ends 10/24/21. Rules: xbx.lv/3DuviGj
ALT Two custom Xbox Series X console and controllers modeled after Spongebob Squarepants and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles respectively.
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“Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange, like a Woody Allen marriage” - Norm MacDonald
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BREAKING NEWS: Georgia Senator Jon Ossoff files the first bill in U.S. history to ever GUARANTEE the voting rights of EVERY American, closing loopholes in the Voting Rights Act of 1965 that continue to be exploited by Republicans. RT if you support it!
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I’ve been waiting to share this with you all for a long time.
Here’s the trailer for Not Going Quietly, the documentary @PeoplesTV made about me, my family, and the progressive movement.
In select theaters August 12.
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"There's not much left in the way of life and love and possibilities for these shortchanged children of the '80s." - Hunter S Thompson, 1987, "The trickle-down theory"
I'm a grown-up child of the '80s and I read that today while smelling wildfires from thousands of miles away...
