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My journey through the MCU: a thread nitter.gq/allen_thealpha/status/…
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Here we have a veterinarian pointing to a chart and explaining to a golden retriever exactly how fat he is.
There had to be a gentler way to break that news. Poor fella.
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I can't explain it but someones English grandpa being a denier of the 2002 Alabama Governor election has the same energy as that one guy's dad who wrote a Grinch 2 script
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The SEC is three weeks away from potentially producing an 11-WAY TIE FOR SECOND PLACE.
AT 5-4.
Georgia could stand alone at the top while nearly everybody else fights over the same spot.
Welcome to the SEC Log Jam.
How many tiebreakers would we need to sort this out?
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… this literally is second to someone
second to none 🤘
#HookEm
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Texas’s recruiting class being “Second to none” implies a #1 ranking with no team ranked higher. However, Texas is #2, meaning there is in fact a team ranked higher.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standings…
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This event is possibly the best Pro Wrestling has ever looked on television
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Ole Miss not hitting an 8-hour bus ride will sadly go down as the softest move in the 2026 college football season
A lot of “anywhere, anytime” speeches happening right now…
Not at Ole Miss
They’re not football guys
Sad
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Doug Robb of Hoobastank leads passengers in rousing rendition of “The Reason” during the great FAA grounding of 2026 (2026)
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Completely absurd to seed a *high school* playoff by anything other than record.
High school football coaches across the country are left confused, while their players are heartbroken to see their seasons end. What is going on? usatoday.com/story/sports/hi…
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Wednesday: NVIDIA CEO caught having an affair
Thursday: Microsoft goes down
Friday: All Air traffic is grounded
And this guy was freed on Tuesday
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The most common 1st-2nd place number combination in Cup Series history is 11-43.
It has happened 32 times, the 32nd being at Michigan this season when Denny Hamlin scored his 63rd career win and Erik Jones finished 2nd.
Before that, the 11-43 hadn't finished 1-2 in 44 years
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This stipulation alone in Philip Rivers' contract is gonna bankrupt NC State.
247sports.com/college/north-…
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BREAKING - Teams who run the Air Raid Offense must now convert to the Triple Option.
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WHAT!?!?!?!? BOY AINT NO WAY LMAOOO
When Ryan Gosling threw a Hail Mary during Final Jeopardy!
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Not a real Jeopardy! episode. This is a staged promo for Ryan Gosling’s film Project Hail Mary, posted by the official @Jeopardy account.
x.com/Jeopardy/statu…
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#Commanders will debut their new alternate jerseys “Hail Raisers” on MNF vs the Bengals 👀
