Allison Leber (@Allisonleber) profile picture

Metaphorically looking for my keys.

Los Angeles
Joined August 2009
Work! The mall! And going to the movies! There ain't nothing me and my hemorrhoid won't do together!
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My eyebrows have bedhead.
Ten feet from Katie Perry tonight for 45 min. at restaurant - didn't realize it 'cause I had no glasses on!
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I just had a dream that I was super late for work and couldn't remember what my current job was -Health food store? Bartend? Tour guide? ...
ng my face with potato chips freaking out! Welcome, welcome 2011!
Does everyone know we're tweeting right now? Er what?
Okay -so like you're my 1st tweet. What happens next?
Holy Wow ! My first Twitter