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HOW LONG???
Are you ready? Will you be found faithful?
How long will you keep playing church while the winds of the end times are blowing? How long will you play around with sin and call yourself a Christian? How long will you come to service, run out, and never take your Saviour seriously?
How long will we play instruments, preach sermons, sing songs, dance in church, and still be far from God?
How long?
How long will you act like the Lord cannot see your life in the dark?
How long will you keep running away from Jesus your saviour?
HOW LONG???
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Don’t breathe. Don’t move. One bubble and it’s over. Who else felt this in their chest? 😩
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Apparently, even zombies have their prejudices.
Key & Peele turned a zombie apocalypse into one of the most absurd comedy sketches ever.
What's your favorite Key & Peele sketch?
Imagine risking your life in the meth business just to walk away with $6.72.
This Breaking Bad parody takes Walter White's criminal empire and turns it into the most unsuccessful business venture imaginable. In a tense negotiation, Walt desperately claims to have money buried nearby, only to reveal a grand total of $80. And that's not even the worst part. The methylamine they nearly died trying to steal supposedly produces less than $19 worth of product.
Now everyone has to negotiate how to split what little money remains. All that danger, planning, and Heisenberg-level confidence for pocket change.
The funniest thing is how seriously everyone treats this ridiculously bad deal.
Walter White built an empire in the original series. In this version, he can't even build a decent savings account. Was Heisenberg ever worth the trouble?
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He thought the mission was over.
One photo changed EVERYTHING.
His own superior was meeting with the enemy.
Now he's labeled a traitor by the CIA.🔥🔥🔥
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Years of carrying the Gallagher family. One cocaine incident later and she’s in a jumpsuit. Heroes don’t end up here🍿
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🚨 Abdul El-Sayed seems to have mistaken political grandstanding for leadership.
It's easy to sit in a CNN studio, lecture the Secretary of War and demand his resignation. But where is the serious alternative? Where is the strategy? Where is the accountability for the consequences of the policies Democrats are proposing?
America doesn't need another politician auditioning for applause by insulting a cabinet secretary.
If Pete Hegseth is failing, make the case with evidence, results and facts. Personal attacks and dramatic resignation speeches are not a substitute for national security leadership.
America needs solutions, not political theatre. 🇺🇸
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Elon you do this one 😭😭 How does it feel when you seeing your ACTIVE, BANGER account suspended with 14k followers 💔🥹🥹
Is there still hope I'm getting it back 🥹💔
