I shower with all my animals and i bring a dead octopus in the tub with me and put it up my ass and pray that its suctions keeps it self in there for good.
😐😐😐
BREAKING: Aaron Donald coming out of retirement to play for Rams on a 1-year, $20M deal with playoff incentives up to $30M. (via @adamschefter, @rapsheet)
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you might as well fight blue face bruh @bluefacebleedem
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if kyler murray wins a play off game this season me and @BigLottooo WILL be killing ourselves live on national television at 9:16 am on monday of january 15th 2027
this is the most accurate ceiling for us btw.
My New Arizona Cardinals Predictions:
1. at Chargers… W
2. vs Seahawks… L
3. at Niners… L
4. at Giants… W
5. vs Lions… W
6. at Rams… L
7. vs Broncos… W
8. at Cowboys… L
9. at Seahawks… L
10. vs Rams… W
11. at Chiefs… L
12. vs Commanders… W
13. vs Eagles… W
14. BYE
15. vs Jets… W
16. at Saints… L
17. vs Raiders… W
18. vs Niners… W
Final Record… 10-7 and shock the world.
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carson beck will start jacoby is just @BigLottoooin disguise idgaf @JBrissett12
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you know it’s wraps when @JBrissett12 stupid ass was on a hold out for the love of the game in june and july.
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said nobody prolly todd bowles said it’s easy pick him apart bro.
An anonymous DC on Jacoby Brissett:
"He can read defenses & put the ball where it's supposed to go. Gets it out of his hands quick, can take shots, can challenge you down the field. I'm not saying this from a talent standpoint, but he operated as a QB as well as anyone we saw."
(via @TheAthleticNFL)
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