I can’t think of a cool twitter bio :(
Corpus Christi
Joined December 2018
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One time I went to the aquarium and this guy duck was swimming in circles trying to get up to the girl duck who just watched him
The worker was like yeah he fumbles around and she just watches him, eventually he gets it and she celebrates with him
#needthat cause that’s me af
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been sending this to my homeboy every day for no discernible reason, i refuse elaborate or explain what the image means, and it's been pissing him off so bad
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NEW GOP PROFILE PIC JUST DROPPED
ALT A remake of the GOP logo with the text: Pedophile Protectors. There is a red and blue elephant in the middle of the logo.
That number 2 from whataburger w a chocolate shake was promised to my people 3000 years ago now let me have it…
Ik he got canceled for his political views but this man is hilarious the tiktok AND the comments are a masterpiece
I’ve said this before but in the most petty way, I believe if we let Republicans do whatever stupid shit they want 1 of 2 things happen
A) They prove me wrong and fix the world
B) I get proven right and I get to tell every republican theyre stupid as the world ends
Win/Win!
We are so fucked as a country I hate republicans so much
I would be the king’s favorite jester if I was born in the medieval times
Laugh all you want but most everyone would be a peasant, I’d be acting a fool at the royal court
You can’t convince me that man Ace is NOT a menace to society
Dick rode my king and got him kicked out 💔
Sadly, Jeremiah's and Hannah's journey ends here. Send them some love as they say goodbye to the Villa! 💓 #LoveIslandUSA
