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Evan Dammarell

@AmNotEvan

Hell is empty, and all the devils are here. | Award-winning discontent creator, local ne'er-do-well. | 🇵🇸 🇸🇴

 Cleveland - He/Him
Joined March 2016
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Bobby Manning
@RealBobManning5h
Celtics shootaround underway with “why can’t we be friends” playing.
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Zach Lowe
@ZachLowe_NBA19h
We are elevating from CavsCon 4 to CavsCon 3. We are prepared to consider CavsCon 2, which would be unprecedented this early in the season.
Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) profile pictureBill Simmons
@BillSimmons19h
This clip speaks to me and everyone else who played pickup basketball one year too long
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BENZO-KAZOOIE
@BENZOTOOIENov 8
The NPC’s in Ocarina of Time just talk like my mutuals
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Marc Stein
@TheSteinLineNov 8
The Hornets’ rough start only gets more painful: Kon Knueppel (left hamstring strain) has been ruled out for at least four more weeks … Brandon Miller (right hip strain) is out Monday against Cleveland … and Dennis Schröder (left hamstring strain) is out at least two weeks.
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Michael Scotto
@MikeAScottoNov 7
The Cleveland Cavaliers have signed forward Riley Minix to a two-way contract and have waived injured two-way forward Tristan Enaruna. Minix was recently waived to make room for two-way forward Norchad Omier.
Michael Scotto (@MikeAScotto) profile pictureMichael Scotto
@MikeAScottoNov 5
The Cleveland Cavaliers plan to waive two-way forward Riley Minix, league sources told @hoopshype. Minix averaged 18.0 points on 51.9% shooting from the field and 42.8% from 3-point range, 6.6 rebounds, 3.0 assists, and 1.3 steals per game in the G League last season.
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Serena Winters@SerenaWintersNov 7
Sam Merrill has a right elbow injury. He will not return to tonight's game.
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Brendan James@deep_beigeNov 5
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? blowback.show
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Geoff Zochodne
@GeoffZochodneNov 5
Soooo the Massachusetts Gaming Commission is going to get a presentation today about the Bill Simmons proxy thing. According to a memo to commissioners, "FanDuel reported that the matter involved 22 wagers with a total handle of $21,800."
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@VoteHubNov 4
VoteHub projects Abdul El-Sayed to win the Michigan U.S. Senate election.
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VoteHub
@VoteHubNov 4
VoteHub projects Sherrod Brown to win the Ohio U.S. Senate election.
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
Election Time (@ElectionTime_) profile pictureElection Time
@ElectionTime_May 3
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT. Michigan - 2026 US Senate 🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7) 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6% Polling average via Pollsmax.com. Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers. If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
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VoteHub
@VoteHubNov 4
VoteHub projects Amy Acton to win the Ohio Governor election.
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largest rodent@capybaronessNov 4
numbers coming out of The Castle are insane. this is a Dracula +25 district
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VoteHub
@VoteHubNov 4
VoteHub projects James Talarico to win the Texas U.S. Senate election.
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David Peterson@depeterson61Nov 3
‘who he run for’ would do NUMBERS
bbs (@BurritoBrosShit) profile picturebbs@BurritoBrosShitNov 3
I would pay money to watch Ernie, The Jet, and Chuck do election results.
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Denver Broncos
@BroncosNov 2
The game-winning play 🤩 📺: CBS
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Acyn
@AcynOct 31
Q: Is Haley Stevens trying to rat fuck your campaign? El-Sayed:
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NBA
@NBAOct 31
Victor Wembanyama as Geralt from the Witcher!
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NBA (@NBA) profile pictureNBA
@NBAOct 31
WEMBY THE WITCHER! MIN/SAS I 8:00pm/et, NBA League Pass
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Fareed Anees@Tomahawk_UKOct 31
Did I stutter?
Fareed Anees (@Tomahawk_UK) profile pictureFareed Anees@Tomahawk_UKOct 28
Might try something new this Halloween and dress up as a regional champion
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NBA
@NBAOct 31
WEMBY THE WITCHER! MIN/SAS I 8:00pm/et, NBA League Pass
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