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Amanda and Emily

@AmandEmShow

BFF's, improvisers, podcast buffoons. Subscribe to Amanda and Emily: We Have a Podcast on iTunes. Follow us to participate in our weekly show!

 Orlando, FL
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Joined February 2016
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Kara Brown@karabreanne193 Nov 2017
tonight was honestly one of the best nights I've had in a long time @AmandEmShow know how to make me laugh a lot
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SAK Comedy Lab@SAKComedyLab20 Oct 2017
Join your hosts @AmandEmShow & the Tonight’s Tonight Band for a party you will not want to miss. SAK.com/tonight #Orlando #theatre
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Zack Bornstein@ZackBornstein29 Sep 2017
Farro is both tastier & more fiber than quinoa. Good for sautés. Ok now that there are no Trump supporters reading, we revolt at midnight.
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So proud of @AmandEmShow Tonight's Tonight late night show! Incredibly fun and as always - hilarious. Catch them in September! #sakcomedy
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Eliza Skinner@elizaskinner19 Aug 2017
Whoa, just heard that Trump is replacing Bannon with the fire from Manchester By The Sea! Not sure, but it sounds true!
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Laurie Penny@PennyRed18 Jul 2017
Most of the interesting women you know are far, far angrier than you'd imagine.
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Jill Gutowitz@jillboard16 Jul 2017
First ghostbusters, then Wonder Woman, then a girl alien? Whats next, female balloons? Woman sand? A girl alphabet? Women can't be balloons
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Ari Scott@ariscott5 Jul 2017
I love holidays where you eat and drink a lot and then after dark there are sounds of war
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Aim*n@Mimiification1 Jul 2017
When a man tells me he's looking for a 'real woman' I scurry away because I'm actually three owls in a raincoat AND HE MUSTN'T FIND OUT.
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Jen Lewis@thisjenlewis28 Jun 2017
*Clears throat as if to announce something extremely important* "Jurassic Park" but the dinosaurs are from the ‘90s TV show "Dinosaurs"
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ClickHole
@ClickHole26 Jun 2017
This Quiz Is Going To Call You A Cricket clckhl.co/PhJ7jS9
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Whenever I fear I might be too intense, I remember that She Hulk is also a lawyer.
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Austin Taylor@AustintatiousT14 Jun 2017
My mother likes to use the microphone function rather than typing to text while driving.
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Jim Gaffigan
@JimGaffigan21 May 2017
I can never remember, is it “Never wear white before Memorial Day.” Or “Our democracy is crumbling.”?
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Improv Nerd@Improv_Nerd21 May 2017
Be kind. That person who is in your class who you think is not very good right now, might become a director, producer or an agent.
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Only a few more sleeps until @AmandEmShow hit the stage at #ATLIF2017! atlantaimprovfestival.com/sh…
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Effi Mai@EffiMai11 Apr 2017
Is this not just one man.
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Carter Wilkerson@carterjwm6 Apr 2017
HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
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Joe Rumrill@2tonbug26 Mar 2017
Sometimes I have a hard time saying "no", but other times someone asks me "Can you stop DJing Schoolhouse Rock songs? This is my WEDDING"
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Paul F. Tompkins
@PFTompkins27 Feb 2017
"Hey, what do we do with the used envelopes?" "Just put 'em back in the deck." "Okay. Wait-- am I dumb?" "We BOTH are!" #Oscars
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