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I had a dream Annabelle the doll was wearing a blue lives matter sweatshirt and honestly it tracks
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anatomical hearts full of flowers🫀
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there is nothing better than the taste and feel of a piece of perfectly Al dente penne pasta
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they had me thinking world peace was achieved
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Joe Burrow was asked about the NFL's plans for a neutral site AFC Championship game, and the tickets that were pre-purchase. “Better send them refunds” 🤣
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Zac Taylor’s tongue should have its own jersey/number
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Canes toast is the dessert
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If you ever feel dumb just remember you’re not ~turn a school mascot into an appropriate mascot for the girls team by putting “lady” in front~ dumb
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Don’t know what you’re all talking about with a Brendan Fraser “comeback”. We’ve all been watching The Mummy twice a year since 99. The king never left.
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September 1 - a haiku Hmm should I buy it? Skeleton from Home Depot? How much? Nevermind.
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Command strips/hooks are my religion
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Hey remember when Danny devito showed up in a one direction music video
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Today I am thankful that emails don’t have read receipts. I’ll get back to you when I get back to you
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I’ll never stop thinking about the Australian girl on Disney channel that taught me how to fix brain freeze
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I hope Johnny tsunami wins the half pipe #Olympics
Charles Bingley is such a himbo
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WE'RE NOT DONE YET!
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A massage but instead of massage oils, icy hot
Just waiting on my frontal lobe to fully develop
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