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Bengaluru, India
Joined November 2015
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I didn’t laugh, I winced because the absurdity kept pointing back at something real. The more you understand the jokes, the less funny and the more damning they become.
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इन पाखण्डीओं की समाज को क्या देन?
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UP criminal seen socialising with PM, HM This is Vijendra Singh Hooda, a hardened criminal from UP. More than 100 cases (Bike-Boat scam) are registered against him in Noida, Uttar Pradesh. During the Yogi government, a reward of ₹5 lakh was announced, but he managed to avoid going to jail through internal settings. Two years ago, he bought Monad University in Hapur and started the business of printing fake marksheets there. UP-STF conducted a raid and sent him to jail. As soon as Bijendra Hooda came out on bail from jail, he bought two TV channels. Yesterday, as a media house owner, he was seen at the BJP’s Diwali party. He took a selfie with PM Narendra Modi and was seen sitting at a table with Home Minister Amit Shah.
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Ethanol is Making The Food You Eat Costlier: Report
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Uttarakhand, Haldwani. A 15-year-old girl was allegedly gang-raped in a hotel. An FIR has been registered against 4 accused — Dhiraj Bisht, Nitin Pal, Ansh Khatri, and Himanshu Gauni. Dhiraj Bisht has contested for the Student Union President post from ABVP. Police have deployed multiple teams to arrest accused.
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यूपी के गोरखपुर का एक सरकारी स्कूल, जो किराए के मकान में चल रहा है. गोरखपुर CM योगी का क्षेत्र है.
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The Ballari police have busted an inter-state racket allegedly operated by a fake godman who lured young women from economically weaker families with promises of earning crores of rupees through a so-called “special Lakshmi Puja”, only to sexually exploit them and push them into prostitution. Police have arrested 11 people in connection with the case and rescued four young women who were at risk of exploitation. The main accused, posing as a swami, is absconding, and a search operation has been launched to trace him. According to investigators, the gang specifically targeted unmarried women from poor families. The agents allegedly imposed bizarre selection criteria, insisting that the women should be unmarried, approximately 5 feet 6 inches tall, fair-complexioned and beautiful, with no visible marks on their bodies. The gang reportedly collected photographs of the women's right hands and right legs, along with their personal details, before arranging meetings with the fake swami. Investigators said the accused, dressed in saffron robes and smeared with sacred ash, would stage elaborate rituals in a small room of an old house. A photograph of Lord Shiva and Goddess Parvati, along with a camphor lamp, formed part of the setting. Behind the fake swami was reportedly a network of agents responsible for identifying vulnerable women and bringing them into the racket. The women were allegedly promised enormous wealth through the special puja. They were told that the money generated would be divided into three equal shares — one for the woman, one for the agent who introduced her, and one for the swami. Once the women fell for the promise, they were allegedly sexually exploited under the pretext of performing the ritual and subsequently forced into prostitution. Acting on credible information, Ballari Superintendent of Police Dr. Suman D. Pennekar led a special operation to expose the racket and catch the accused. Women police personnel from the department's 'Akka Pade' disguised themselves as economically disadvantaged women and infiltrated the network. The team conducted a covert operation for nearly two months, gathering crucial information and evidence about the gang's activities and methods of operation. Following the operation, police arrested 11 accused and rescued four young women from the network. The investigation has revealed that the network was not restricted to Ballari. Its operations allegedly extended to Chikkamagaluru, Mysuru and Anantapur district in neighbouring Andhra Pradesh. Police are now investigating whether more women were targeted or exploited through the racket. The main accused, the fake swami, remains absconding, and efforts are underway to apprehend him. Police have cautioned the public against falling prey to self-styled godmen, sorcerers and individuals promising overnight wealth through special rituals or supernatural powers. They have urged people to remain vigilant and report suspicious activities to the authorities, warning that such fraudulent schemes can destroy the lives of vulnerable women and their families.
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मैंने तो पहले ही कहा था यह टिन का डब्बा है ! भक्त ही क्रूज़ बोल रहे थे !😂😂 @Saurabh_MLAgk
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The giant freshwater stingray This is from the YT channel "Odd Danny."
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Indians Got Latent Exclusive Episode 9: Ft.Huma Qureshi, Krushna Abhishek, Aashish Solanki, Balraj Ghai Full Episode Link In Bio
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UPA ke time Anna Hazare, Kejriwal, Kiran Bedi ko brutally detain karne ka, Jantar Mantar pe Delhi Police + RAF + anti-riot force bhejne ka, tear gas aur water cannons chalane ka option tha. Phir bhi nahi kiya. Aaj ke zamane mein protest karna hi “anti-national” ban gaya hai 😑💥 Democracy tab thi, ab sirf narrative hai. Let that sink in.
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एपस्टीन फाइल्स से जुड़े सवाल हों या फोन टैपिंग के आरोप, राहुल गांधी हर मुद्दे पर प्रधानमंत्री को आमने-सामने बहस की चुनौती दे रहे हैं। सवाल है अगर सरकार और प्रधानमंत्री का पक्ष इतना मजबूत है, तो मोदी जी सार्वजनिक बहस से पीछे क्यों हट रहे हैं? आखिर जवाब देने से इतना परहेज़ क्यों?
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ದೆಹಲಿಯಂತೆ ಬೆಂಗಳೂರಿಗೂ ಆದ್ಯತೆ ನೀಡಿ, ಮೆಟ್ರೋ ಆರ್ಥಿಕ ಹೊರೆಯನ್ನು ಕೇಂದ್ರ ಹಾಗೂ ರಾಜ್ಯ ಸಮಾನವಾಗಿ ಹಂಚಿಕೊಳ್ಳಬೇಕು: @DKShivakumar ಮೆಟ್ರೋ ಯೋಜನೆಗಳಿಗೆ ತ್ವರಿತ ಅನುಮೋದನೆ ನೀಡಿ ಬೆಂಗಳೂರು ಮೆಟ್ರೋ ಸಂಪರ್ಕವನ್ನು 500 ಕಿ.ಮೀ.ಗೆ ವಿಸ್ತರಿಸುವ ಗುರಿ ಇದೆ ಬರಪರಿಹಾರ ನೀಡಿ ರೈತರಿಗೆ ನೆರವಾಗಿ ಕಬ್ಬು ಬೆಳೆಗಾರರಿಗೆ ನೆರವು ನೀಡಿ, ಎಥೆನಾಲ್ ಅನುದಾನದಲ್ಲಿ ಕರ್ನಾಟಕ್ಕೆ ನ್ಯಾಯಯುತ ಪಾಲು ನೀಡಿ ರಾಜಕೀಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸ್ಪರ್ಧೆ ಮಾಡೋಣ, ಅಭಿವೃದ್ಧಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಸಹಭಾಗಿತ್ವ ಸಾಧಿಸೋಣ
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ADANI'S LOOT EXPOSED! Decimal-point magic turns ₹5,675 crore into just ₹56.75 crore!
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समृद्धी महामार्गावर प्रवास करत असाल तर काळजी घ्या. या महामार्गावर बुलढाणा जिल्ह्यातील दुसरबीडजवळ तळेगाव परिसरात आज दुपारी झालेल्या भीषण अपघातात सात ते आठ वाहनांचा चुराडा झाला असून, चार ते पाच जण जखमी झाल्याची प्राथमिक माहिती आहे. मुंबईच्या दिशेने जाणाऱ्या मार्गिकेवर ३२१व्या किलोमीटरजवळ सकाळी सिमेंटची भुकटी वाहून नेणारा टँकर उलटला होता. त्यातील भुकटी रस्त्यावर पसरल्याने वाहतूक थांबवण्यात आली होती. टँकर हटवून रस्ता मोकळा होण्याची प्रतीक्षा करत अनेक प्रवासी आपल्या वाहनांमध्ये थांबले होते. त्याचवेळी लोखंडी सळया घेऊन जाणारा ट्रक (एमएच-४०-बीएल ४९१४) मागून वाहनांच्या रांगेत घुसला. ट्रकच्या धडकेने पुढील वाहने एकमेकांवर आदळली आणि काही वाहनांचा अक्षरशः चुराडा झाला. रस्त्यावर टँकरमधील सिमेंटची भुकटी पसरल्याने अपघाताचा धोका निर्माण झाला आहे. विशेषतः छत्रपती संभाजीनगरच्या दिशेने प्रवास करणाऱ्या वाहनचालकांनी दुसरबीड परिसरात अत्यंत सावधगिरी बाळगावी. वेग मर्यादित ठेवा, पुढील वाहनांपासून सुरक्षित अंतर राखा आणि वाहनांची रांग दिसली तर वेळीच वेग कमी करा. घाईपेक्षा सुरक्षितता महत्त्वाची! #samruddhiexpressway #Accident #Buldhana
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Nobody broke into Microsoft. That is the scary part. One email system stopped, and visas, hospitals and airlines across 74 countries got stuck. The world does not have a security problem. It has a one company problem. #MicrosoftOutage #OutlookDown #CryptoWala
Jensen Huang is not starting a new company at 63. He either walks away or sits next to Elon Musk as a partner, not an employee. Nvidia designed the AI era. Terafab wants to build it. Save this post. #CryptoWala #JensenHuang #ElonMusk
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Congress ke time pe ye sab nahi hota tha..... Thanks to Modi ji.
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रिलायंस स्मार्ट बाजार में ग्राहकों से वसूली का खेल आखिर कब तक चलेगा? सामान पर कीमत कुछ और और बिल बनाते समय वसूली कुछ और!
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हिंदु धर्म इतना कमजोर हैं की लोग धर्म परिवर्तन कर लेते हैं...!!
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80 करोड लोगों को मुफ्त राशन दे रहे हैं मोदी सरकार और नारा देते हैं.... "बहुत हुईं महंगाई की मार अबकी बार मोदी सरकार!!!"
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