@AnInternetRobot

SEO Program Manager for Red Hat. Mostly just talk about SEO, Podcasts, and Books.

Joined May 2012
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Why don't banks understand that i use non-gaap for my finances?
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Bryan Casey
@bryanfcaseyOct 21
One of the big traps in marketing right now is creating the most sophisticated ai systems, infra and processes you’ve ever seen. In order to produce the worst, most commodity output.
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Why y'all doing this during Fat Bear Week?!
Google Search Central
@googlesearchcSep 24
Today we released the September 2026 spam update. We'll update our ranking release history page when the rollout is complete: status.search.google.com/inc…
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If AI is so cool, why can't it make a version of The Odyssey where @stavvybaby plays every character?
Jairus Mitchell@AnInternetRobotJul 27
Hey @grok make a version of The Odyssey where every character is played by Stavros Halkias.
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Hey @grok make a version of The Odyssey where every character is played by Stavros Halkias.
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I'm showing my niece (3 yrs) Muppet Christmas Carol for the first time. There's a semiotic perfection to Kermit that designers dream of. The first time he appeared on screen, my niece said "who is that?" In a way that showed she knew he was friend shaped.
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Sometimes the hype cycle is a sine wave.
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Last night I went to hear @iPullRank talk, I tried to pull a transcript. This was my favorite part: "Don't make a mile out of law, oh for it, because yes, a real answer. So, I really think people should start lenders and visit form their content, Shrek."
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Patrick Stox
@patrickstox6 Feb 2025
Meta. Since people learned you can turn off AI overviews by using curse words, it looks like more people are cursing while searching.
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Rory Blank@BoneJail27 Jan 2025
Hey i know tech markets are fucked up today but don’t worry i have the next thing i just invented web4, its better than web3 give me 500 billion dollars
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Hey @JohnMu, are AI Overviews generated each time a search is made, or are they cached?
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I realized that Tech SEO Connect is in two weeks, I'm looking forward to seeing a bunch of folks. My whole team will be in town for it. It'll be a good time.
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Hey, @cstegman, have you seen Rebel Ridge yet?
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"What is language but a time series of utterances?" -JR Oakes
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The only Olympics I'm going to watch is the Gojira performance.
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You can't name a product CrowdStrike and then be surprised that it struck a crowd.
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Theory: Austin Butler in Elvis is doing Val Kilmer doing Elvis in Top Secret.
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Note: I've only seen the trailers for Elvis.
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Britney Muller
@BritneyMuller13 Jun 2024
Friendly reminder that LLMs are not 'truth engines' trained on true/false information. They are 'Language Models' trained to predict language.
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I really hope that @jamieloftusHELP is involved with the Kobayashi / Joey Chestnut Netflix special.
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